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The Perfect Date

We ordered our tuna crudo,like, ten minutes ago. Yeah, it was a while ago

We ordered our tuna crudo,like, ten minutes ago. Yeah, it was a while ago

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We ordered our tuna crudo like ten minutes ago
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Yeah it was a while ago
Available in 26 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
01:04:10
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Awesomeness Films

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Movie Summary

To save up for college, Brooks Rattigan creates an app where anyone can pay him to play the perfect stand-in boyfriend for any occasion.
So, Shelby, do you have any plans for after high school? - The Perfect Date 00:50
So, Shelby, do you have any plans for after high school?
Well, I've been obsessing over just applying for so long, that I haven't even thought about what I would do if I got in. - The Perfect Date 00:29
Well, I've been obsessing over just applying for so...
-Oh, no. - The Perfect Date 00:18
-Oh, no.
So, you wanna go get a table or...? - The Perfect Date 00:44
So, you wanna go get a table or...?
I have a side... - The Perfect Date 00:54
I have a side...
You're not like a male prostitute or anything right - The Perfect Date 00:05
You're not like a male prostitute or anything right
Well all gigolos are males but not all males are gigolos - The Perfect Date 00:04
Well all gigolos are males but not all males are gigolos
♪ If you come to me close ♪ ♪ We'll cut the cable to outside ♪ - The Perfect Date 00:09
♪ If you come to me close ♪ ♪ We'll cut the cable to...
♪ It's taken years to love her ♪ ♪ But lately I've been close ♪ Hi. - The Perfect Date 00:09
♪ It's taken years to love her ♪ ♪ But lately I've...
Where is your date? - The Perfect Date 00:37
Where is your date?
Well, then, would you like to dance? - The Perfect Date 00:07
Well, then, would you like to dance?
Would you like to danceNoNo I wouldn'tWhy notBecause I'm not your backup - The Perfect Date 00:18
Would you like to danceNoNo I wouldn'tWhy notBecause...
No. No, I wouldn't. Why not? Because I'm not your backup. - The Perfect Date 00:09
No. No, I wouldn't. Why not? Because I'm not your...
You're home early. - The Perfect Date 00:22
You're home early.
Damn Brooks you did all that just to raise money for YaleI'd have sold a non vital organ if I'd known it meant that much to youThere's a reason God gave us two kidneysThat spare kidney is just a rainy day cash cow sitting there - The Perfect Date 00:17
Damn Brooks you did all that just to raise money for...
Yeah well who the hell knows who they are anywayWe are all just figuring it out as we go alongYeah YeahSo the best you can do isreflect on who you were in the pastand compare that to who you wanna be in the futureand you split the difference That's who - The Perfect Date 00:53
Yeah well who the hell knows who they are anywayWe are all...
We are all just figuring it out as we go along - The Perfect Date 00:17
We are all just figuring it out as we go along
Bro, that's why he's here, isn't it? - The Perfect Date 00:06
Bro, that's why he's here, isn't it?
Not used to you being alone. - The Perfect Date 00:55
Not used to you being alone.
So, I guess, let's both do better at what we have to do. - The Perfect Date 00:16
So, I guess, let's both do better at what we have to...