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"The Pest" quotes

The Pest poster
A Miami con man agrees to be the human target for a Neo-Nazi manhunter in order to collect $50,000 if he survives.

Director: Paul Miller
Writer: David Bar Katz, John Leguizamo
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1997
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 5.0
BoxOffice: $3,600,616
Released: 07 Feb 1997
Awards: 1 nomination

34 Clips

LeoHimmelPestario 'pest' VargasAngusBagpipe PlayerMr. CheungPuerto Rican BoyMalariaChubbyGustavChubbs
Soyou started a few wars all right - The Pest 00:15 Soyou started a few wars all right I hateyou Shut up - The Pest 00:35 I hateyou Shut up So tell me what was your snake's name - The Pest 00:16 So tell me what was your snake's name Meet us in the Karaoke Room Later masturbator - The Pest 00:04 Meet us in the Karaoke Room Later masturbator You know what to do Spank 'em brother - The Pest 00:14 You know what to do Spank 'em brother The United States ofGermany - The Pest 00:19 The United States ofGermany Love peace and chicken grease - The Pest 00:06 Love peace and chicken grease Listen Today is Monday - The Pest 00:14 Listen Today is Monday I farted Doyou think I smell like this all the time - The Pest 00:04 I farted Doyou think I smell like this all the time You don't look Chinese You look like Moe from Three Stooges You're fired - The Pest 00:12 You don't look Chinese You look like Moe from Three... You'd show more respect ifwe were the Italian mob - The Pest 00:12 You'd show more respect ifwe were the Italian mob Wait Why I don't understand any ofyour Chinese - The Pest 00:17 Wait Why I don't understand any ofyour Chinese Oh thereyou are How'd you catch that ball - The Pest 00:07 Oh thereyou are How'd you catch that ball I don't want to make the kill - The Pest 00:13 I don't want to make the kill Fear not the Pest line shall continue - The Pest 00:10 Fear not the Pest line shall continue I'm sorry I couldn't make it to the newspaper - The Pest 00:05 I'm sorry I couldn't make it to the newspaper I hopeyou get violated by pig monkey men in the woods - The Pest 00:04 I hopeyou get violated by pig monkey men in the woods Mirror mirroron the wall whois thesliCkestofthem all - The Pest 00:17 Mirror mirroron the wall whois thesliCkestofthem all I'm so sorry I didn't mean to boreyou with my life's defining trauma - The Pest 00:08 I'm so sorry I didn't mean to boreyou with my... Why do I look like I'm from the Jungle Book - The Pest 00:11 Why do I look like I'm from the Jungle Book Quacky Quacky What have they dided toyou - The Pest 00:15 Quacky Quacky What have they dided toyou Now I'm nice and limber - The Pest 00:05 Now I'm nice and limber You have a big nose your feet stink and your mother dresses you funny - The Pest 00:14 You have a big nose your feet stink and your mother dresses... Why don'tyou do that impression I like so much - The Pest 00:18 Why don'tyou do that impression I like so much Whether 'tis nobler in the mind - The Pest 00:16 Whether 'tis nobler in the mind Anything you have to say to me you can say in front of Malaria - The Pest 00:24 Anything you have to say to me you can say in front of... Allright alreadyl'm ridiCuliCulous Likeabooger IstiCk to this - The Pest 00:06 Allright alreadyl'm ridiCuliCulous Likeabooger IstiCk... I'm in themoodtosCam simplybeCause ICan - The Pest 00:10 I'm in themoodtosCam simplybeCause ICan Not now We'll discuss this at home You'd have to shoot me first - The Pest 00:15 Not now We'll discuss this at home You'd have to... The tracking device I placed in his underwear seems to be working - The Pest 00:14 The tracking device I placed in his underwear seems to be... Be all you can be Don't ask don't tell right - The Pest 00:20 Be all you can be Don't ask don't tell right YouCan'thitme You'reabigsuCker butt - The Pest 00:10 YouCan'thitme You'reabigsuCker butt Think Pest Think think think - The Pest 00:12 Think Pest Think think think

Cast

Pestario 'Pest' Vargas - John Leguizamo
Gustav Shank - Jeffrey Jones
Ninja - Freddy Rodríguez
Glen Livitt - Pat Skipper
Himmel Shank - Edoardo Ballerini
All Cast