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The Phantom of the Open

"Bartender, beautician, buses"

"Bartender, beautician, buses"

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"Bartender, beautician, buses".
Duration
4 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:10
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
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Maurice Flitcroft, a dreamer and unrelenting optimist, manages to gain entry to the 1976 British Open Golf Championship qualification round despite being a complete novice.
- That's disappointing. - Maybe ask someone at your golf club. - The Phantom of the Open 00:05
- That's disappointing. - Maybe ask someone at your gol...
So, do you know anyone who has anything to do with golf? - The Phantom of the Open 00:05
So, do you know anyone who has anything to do with golf?
(Phones ringing) - The Phantom of the Open 00:05
(Phones ringing)
J“ you're more than a one-night date j“ - The Phantom of the Open 00:19
J“ you're more than a one-night date j“
A par is the optimum amount of shots on any given hole. - The Phantom of the Open 00:04
A par is the optimum amount of shots on any given hole.
So, for example, on a par four, the optimal amount of shots is four. - The Phantom of the Open 00:05
So, for example, on a par four, the optimal amount of shots ...
Correct. What is a birdie? - The Phantom of the Open 00:04
Correct. What is a birdie?
(Maurice) One shot under the par. 80, for example, par four, three. - The Phantom of the Open 00:05
(Maurice) One shot under the par. 80, for example, par four,...
Bogey? I know that one, dad. Here, that's one of these, mate. - The Phantom of the Open 00:05
Bogey? I know that one, dad. Here, that's one of these,...
- Oh, they're even better than I thought. - So shiny, aren't they? - The Phantom of the Open 00:05
- Oh, they're even better than I thought. - So shiny, a...
- Need to be a millionaire to play this. - You should see what the clothes cost. - The Phantom of the Open 00:05
- Need to be a millionaire to play this. - You should see wh...
'...Maurice flitcroft in barrow-in-furness.' - The Phantom of the Open 00:06
'...Maurice flitcroft in barrow-in-furness.'
"'...getting into the British open championship, - The Phantom of the Open 00:25
"'...getting into the British open championship,
"Left arm perpendicular to the sternum." - The Phantom of the Open 00:14
"Left arm perpendicular to the sternum."
- Ah! - (Dog barking) - The Phantom of the Open 00:05
- Ah! - (Dog barking)
Sorry Flipping heck - The Phantom of the Open 00:04
Sorry Flipping heck
I got all this and all this from my mate John down the market. - The Phantom of the Open 00:05
I got all this and all this from my mate John down the marke...
(Cliff laughs) - The Phantom of the Open 00:06
(Cliff laughs)
Love. Can you stop worrying about what you look like? - The Phantom of the Open 00:04
Love. Can you stop worrying about what you look like?
Oh, like your false teeth? Lumbago. Touch of arthritis. - The Phantom of the Open 00:06
Oh, like your false teeth? Lumbago. Touch of arthritis.