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The Phantom of the Open

I don't mean to make excuses, but I'm deadly accuratewith me 4-wood. Deadly

I don't mean to make excuses, but I'm deadly accurate
with me 4-wood. Deadly

Full Transcript

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I don't mean to make excuses,
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but I'm deadly accurate with me 4-wood. Deadly.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
50
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:32
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Maurice Flitcroft, a dreamer and unrelenting optimist, manages to gain entry to the 1976 British Open Golf Championship qualification round despite being a complete novice.
What made you enter the open? Was it a joke? - The Phantom of the Open 00:04
What made you enter the open? Was it a joke?
Uh, yes. Yes, uh... I'll be back next year. - The Phantom of the Open 00:04
Uh, yes. Yes, uh... I'll be back next year.
I just need to practise a little bit more, and well... - The Phantom of the Open 00:04
I just need to practise a little bit more, and well...
- You showed 'em, didn't you? - (Clattering) - The Phantom of the Open 00:07
- You showed 'em, didn't you? - (Clattering)
Look, at least you tried. That's the main thing, in't it, dad? - The Phantom of the Open 00:05
Look, at least you tried. That's the main thing, in...
(Door creaking) - The Phantom of the Open 00:05
(Door creaking)
Flippin' heck, you nearly gave me a heart attack! - The Phantom of the Open 00:04
Flippin' heck, you nearly gave me a heart attack!
I, uh, I wasn't quite as good as I thought I was. - The Phantom of the Open 00:04
I, uh, I wasn't quite as good as I thought I was.
Oh, next time, yeah. Did the lads tell you about the 18th? - The Phantom of the Open 00:05
Oh, next time, yeah. Did the lads tell you about the 18th?
- I birdied it, nearly, right on the green. - (Cliff) We saw it! - The Phantom of the Open 00:04
- I birdied it, nearly, right on the green. - (Cliff) We saw...
- (Jean) You all right, love? - You coming for a snout? - The Phantom of the Open 00:04
- (Jean) You all right, love? - You coming for a snout?
(Maurice) Oh, did you see? (Michael) Yeah, I did. - The Phantom of the Open 00:05
(Maurice) Oh, did you see? (Michael) Yeah, I did.
Ah. Did you see the 18th, where I nearly birdied it? - The Phantom of the Open 00:04
Ah. Did you see the 18th, where I nearly birdied it?
Not ideal? Well, what were you thinking, dad? - The Phantom of the Open 00:05
Not ideal? Well, what were you thinking, dad?
You've never played golf before. I've never heard you mention golf. - The Phantom of the Open 00:05
You've never played golf before. I've never heard ...
You've got to take these things up at age six, you can take 'em up at 46! - The Phantom of the Open 00:06
You've got to take these things up at age six, you can ...
Reality says. Well, look what happened. - The Phantom of the Open 00:04
Reality says. Well, look what happened.
- Everyone at the yard's gone hopping mad. - (Jean) What's he done to them? - The Phantom of the Open 00:06
- Everyone at the yard's gone hopping mad. - (Jean) Wha...
- (Gene) What's "disparaged"? - Have you swallowed a fucking dictionary? - The Phantom of the Open 00:04
- (Gene) What's "disparaged"? - Have you swal...
(Opens door) - The Phantom of the Open 00:05
(Opens door)