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Not ideal? Well, what were you thinking, dad?
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The Phantom of the Open

Not ideal?Well, what were you thinking, dad?

Not ideal?
Well, what were you thinking, dad?

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Not ideal? Well, what were you thinking, dad?
Duration
5 seconds
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45
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:58
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
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Movie Summary

Maurice Flitcroft, a dreamer and unrelenting optimist, manages to gain entry to the 1976 British Open Golf Championship qualification round despite being a complete novice.
You've never played golf before. I've never heard you mention golf. - The Phantom of the Open 00:05
You've never played golf before. I've never heard ...
You've got to take these things up at age six, you can take 'em up at 46! - The Phantom of the Open 00:06
You've got to take these things up at age six, you can ...
Reality says. Well, look what happened. - The Phantom of the Open 00:04
Reality says. Well, look what happened.
- Everyone at the yard's gone hopping mad. - (Jean) What's he done to them? - The Phantom of the Open 00:06
- Everyone at the yard's gone hopping mad. - (Jean) Wha...
- (Gene) What's "disparaged"? - Have you swallowed a fucking dictionary? - The Phantom of the Open 00:04
- (Gene) What's "disparaged"? - Have you swal...
(Opens door) - The Phantom of the Open 00:05
(Opens door)
- So sorry. Drink? - (Guest) Yeah, I'll have one. - The Phantom of the Open 00:04
- So sorry. Drink? - (Guest) Yeah, I'll have one.
(Jean) Lovely, get another round in. (Guest) Yeah, nice. Lovely. - The Phantom of the Open 00:05
(Jean) Lovely, get another round in. (Guest) Yeah, nice. Lov...
(Guests laughing and chatting) - The Phantom of the Open 00:11
(Guests laughing and chatting)
Hi, Maurice. I'm Lloyd Donovan. "Sun" newspaper. - The Phantom of the Open 00:05
Hi, Maurice. I'm Lloyd Donovan. "Sun" newspap...
Listen, uh, can I, uh, get an exclusive? - The Phantom of the Open 00:04
Listen, uh, can I, uh, get an exclusive?
Aye. For a fee, you know. - The Phantom of the Open 00:04
Aye. For a fee, you know.
J“ I work all night, I work all day to pay the bills I have to pay j“ - The Phantom of the Open 00:33
J“ I work all night, I work all day to pay the bills I have ...
I want him barred I want him barred from every club in the country - The Phantom of the Open 00:06
I want him barred I want him barred from every club in the...
J“ money, money, money j“ - The Phantom of the Open 00:14
J“ money, money, money j“
Maurice. I'd like to join, please. I got the money. - The Phantom of the Open 00:05
Maurice. I'd like to join, please. I got the money.
I appreciate the effort you've made, mr flitcroft, - The Phantom of the Open 00:07
I appreciate the effort you've made, mr flitcroft,
- Why not? - We have orders from mr MacKenzie. - The Phantom of the Open 00:05
- Why not? - We have orders from mr MacKenzie.
(Bruce) Golf club membership is for amateurs only. - The Phantom of the Open 00:04
(Bruce) Golf club membership is for amateurs only.
As I entered the open as a professional, I can't join a club? - The Phantom of the Open 00:05
As I entered the open as a professional, I can't join a...