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The Phantom of the Open

Simply show them yourprofessional golf association certificate and away you go

Simply show them your
professional golf association certificate and away you go

Full Transcript

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Simply show them your professional golf association certificate
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and away you go.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:56:57
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Maurice Flitcroft, a dreamer and unrelenting optimist, manages to gain entry to the 1976 British Open Golf Championship qualification round despite being a complete novice.
There's no chance of me even getting one unless I belong to a club. - The Phantom of the Open 00:05
There's no chance of me even getting one unless I belon...
I consider this action a gross betrayal of me rights as a human being. - The Phantom of the Open 00:05
I consider this action a gross betrayal of me rights as a hu...
Is the British open, not by definition, open to everyone? - The Phantom of the Open 00:05
Is the British open, not by definition, open to everyone?
The British open is indeed open to all golfers, - The Phantom of the Open 00:10
The British open is indeed open to all golfers,
My mother plays golf. Would I want her eligible for the British open? - The Phantom of the Open 00:05
My mother plays golf. Would I want her eligible for the Brit...
Of course, I wouldn't want your mother to be eligible for the men's British open, - The Phantom of the Open 00:11
Of course, I wouldn't want your mother to be eligible f...
Ought I to add sexism to your list of crimes, mr MacKenzie? - The Phantom of the Open 00:06
Ought I to add sexism to your list of crimes, mr MacKenzie?
I now consider the tone of your letters to be unbecoming to my office - The Phantom of the Open 00:10
I now consider the tone of your letters to be unbecoming to ...
"Mr MacKenzie feels he has said all he has to say on this matter." - The Phantom of the Open 00:13
"Mr MacKenzie feels he has said all he has to say on th...
"He trusts this brings this matter to a close." - The Phantom of the Open 00:06
"He trusts this brings this matter to a close."
(Cheerful jingle) - The Phantom of the Open 00:32
(Cheerful jingle)
'oh, now, that was close.' - The Phantom of the Open 00:51
'oh, now, that was close.'
'yes an open championship you know should be open to everyone ' - The Phantom of the Open 00:05
'yes an open championship you know should be open to...
(Cliff) Hey, it's really coming, innit? (Maurice) It's coming. - The Phantom of the Open 00:05
(Cliff) Hey, it's really coming, innit? (Maurice) It�...
(Door opens) - The Phantom of the Open 00:05
(Door opens)
(Door closes) - The Phantom of the Open 00:07
(Door closes)
(Ringing) - The Phantom of the Open 00:05
(Ringing)
- I love you. - (Hangs up) - The Phantom of the Open 00:07
- I love you. - (Hangs up)
- Got some babycham in the fridge. - We should celebrate. - The Phantom of the Open 00:04
- Got some babycham in the fridge. - We should celebrate.
Have to do some more practice later to work on me putting. - The Phantom of the Open 00:05
Have to do some more practice later to work on me putting.