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The Phantom Tollbooth

Oh, no no no no no no no no no! I'm the WHETHER Man, not the Weather Man! For after all,...

Whether Man:

My my my my my! Welcome, welcome welcome to the land of Expectations - to the land of Expectations! We don't get many travelers these days - we certainly don't get many travelers these days! Now what can I do for you? I'm the Whether Man! Milo:
How do you do sir? Could you tell me the right road to... Dictionopolis, or someplace? Whether Man:
Dictionopolis? Well now, Well now, well now... I don't know of any wrong road to Dictionopolis, so if this road goes to Dictionopolis at all, it must be the right road, Don't you think? And if it doesn't, it must be the right road to somewhere, mustn't it? Because there are no wrong roads to anywhere. Do you think it will rain? Milo:
But I thought you said you were the Weather Man. Whether Man:
Oh, no no no no no no no no no! I'm the WHETHER Man, not the Weather Man! For after all, it's more important to know whether there will be a change in the weather, than what the weather will be! Don't you think?

Full Transcript

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Perkins, don't you ever let up?
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Get out of this room. Get out!
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It's yours. I'm so sorry.
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I say, Perkins, how do you do it?
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The dossier.
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It's quite simple if you know how.
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Good show.
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Sweet dreams, Perky.
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No, no, no. Please, no!
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I love you. I love you. I love you.
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Betty.
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- Are you asleep? - Yes.
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And I don't want to talk to you.
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I'm terribly sleepy.
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I'm... terribly sleepy too, but I...
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I can't go to sleep until...
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until I tell you that I'm sorry.
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I'm...
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I really am terribly sorry
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for... for what I did.
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I mean, for, well, jumping to all those terrible conclusions about you.
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I shouldn't have done that.
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I mean, I wouldn't be this far if it wasn't for you.
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I'd have probably ended up in Timbuktu or someplace.
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You... You didn't drink?
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Huh? No. I gave it up. You saw me throw it away.
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Oh, thank heavens.
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Phew.
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I mean, I don't like a man that drinks.
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I can see that.
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Listen, you don't have to say you're sorry.
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- I forgive you. - Well, thank you.
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Do you think it'd be all right if I got under the rug
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and kind of huddled a little bit?
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For just a couple of minutes, I could just huddle here.
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- No. Yes. - Until I just warm up a bit.
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How is that? Is that all right? I'm not crowding you, am I?
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- Are you all right? - Got enough room? Terrific.
Duration
157 seconds
Views
2,077
Timestamp in Movie
01:16:49
Uploaded
Sep 22, 2021
Production
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Movie Summary

Milo is a boy who is bored with life. One day he comes home to find a toll booth in his room. Having nothing better to do, he gets in his toy car and drives through - only to emerge in a world full of adventure.

Actors

Daws Butler
Whether Man