"The Pick up Artist" quotes
00:06Has anyone ever told you you have crazy taste in women
00:22I've seen your kind all my life Everybody has Hot Lonnie...
00:17You know what this cheeseburger's like Life
00:15You know what this cheeseburger's like Life
00:07If you don't want to gamble on me gamble on yourself
00:08You know what I'd love to do No what
00:15Long time How you been Hey Patsy
00:25It may sound naive but have you considered not getting...
00:26Ed was my second husband Harry was my first boyfriend This...
00:34Rotating in a solar system itself no more than specks of...
00:07What's your profession cupcake I'm a romantic
00:15Crazy Obsessed He's become obsessed with you
00:06What's your name Michelle
00:13What do you want from me Your absence
00:08You sound cold You have to be with guys like that
00:09I don't give out my number After what we've just been...
00:36You're wonderful Do you have any idea how great you feel
00:29What are you looking at Your legs and I'm not afraid to...
00:30What's your name Randy
00:12May I ask you another question What do you think of a...
00:06It's weird May I ask you a question
00:18This bud's for you My name's Jack Jericho
00:10What do you do I'm studying to be a priest
00:28Wow that's a phenomenal smile Has anyone ever said you look...
00:12For me Me too I hate being late
00:06How will we meet each other again The same way we met...
00:08I don't care how rich he is For me sex and money just don't...
00:19Look Fernando I have just the girl for you Her name is Carla...
00:12Whatever you're selling we don't want any I don't sell or...
00:12What's your name Lulu
00:26Has anyone said you have a magnificent smile and skin...
00:33Did you tell Stephen Merchant's mother
00:25Guys like that give meeting strangers a bad name
00:10Forgive me for intruding on you but I may never run into you...
00:24Being with you isn't a gamble You can only gamble when you...
00:07Well you know something
00:07Has anyone ever told you you have the face of a Botticelli...
00:08Did anyone tell you you're too good to be true
Randy Jensen - Molly Ringwald
Jack Jericho - Robert Downey Jr.
Flash - Dennis Hopper
Phil - Danny Aiello
Nellie - Mildred Dunnock
Alonzo - Harvey Keitel
Mike - Brian Hamill
Karen - Tamara Bruno
Rae - Vanessa Williams
Jack's Student - Angie Kempf
Pat - Polly Draper
Richie - Frederick Koehler
Stan - Robert Towne
Lulu - Victoria Jackson
Carla - Lorraine Bracco
Portacarrero - Bob Gunton
Clem - Clem Caserta
Gene - John Butera
Gene's Girl - Phoebe Ungerer
Harris - Victor Argo
George - Fred Melamed
Bruce - Patrick Johnson
OTB Cashier - Kenny Kiernan
Mona - Anne Bobby
Harry - Don Peoples
Sidney - Sidney Armus
Museum Employee - Bea Soong
Angie - Christine Sclafani
Charlie - Alexis Cruz
Jack's Class - Brad Frankel
Jack's Class - Eric Jason
Jack's Class - Mary Griffin
Jack's Class - Marc Joseph
Jack's Class - Beverly Kaik
Jack's Class - Meghan Lahey
Jack's Class - Bianca Levin
Joan - Anna Lee
Michelle - Michelle Eabry
Museum Information Lady - Isabel García Lorca
Hot Ice - Raisen Cain
Hot Ice - James Jackson
Hot Ice - Randall Jackson
Hot Ice - Melvin Shepherd
Basketball Concession Owner - Bob Maroff
Man in Train Station - Reni Santoni
Stewart - Geoffrey Nauffts
Museum Guard - Edward Rowan
Harriet - Christine Baranski
Cashier - Daniel Smith
Patsy - Tony Sirico
Eddie - Joe Spinell
Pete - Philip Campanaro
Mickey - Tony Cucci
Tony - Tony Conforti
Andre - Andre DeHavenon
Dealer - Frank Teixeira
Joe - Michael Sessa
Hotel Manager - Skip Rose
Gino - Frank Gio
Floor Manager - Jilly Rizzo
Marty - Tom Signorelli
Croupier - Bobby Thomas
Serge Handfeld - Rod Houts
Vendor - Angelis Alexandris
Girl painter with ladder - Shari Headley
Central Park Girl - Jessica Jennings
Subway rider - Justin McNeill