"The Pick up Artist" quotes

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A womanizer meets his match when he falls for a woman in debt to the mafia.

Director: James Toback
Writer: James Toback
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime, drama
Year: 1987
MetaScore: 47/100
ImdbRating: 5.3
BoxOffice: $13,290,368
Released: 18 Sep 1987
Awards: N/A

38 Clips

Has anyone ever told you you have crazy taste in women - The Pick up Artist 00:06
Has anyone ever told you you have crazy taste in women
I've seen your kind all my life Everybody has Hot Lonnie Scalera - The Pick up Artist 00:22
I've seen your kind all my life Everybody has Hot Lonnie...
You know what this cheeseburger's like Life - The Pick up Artist 00:17
You know what this cheeseburger's like Life
You know what this cheeseburger's like Life - The Pick up Artist 00:15
You know what this cheeseburger's like Life
If you don't want to gamble on me gamble on yourself - The Pick up Artist 00:07
If you don't want to gamble on me gamble on yourself
You know what I'd love to do No what - The Pick up Artist 00:08
You know what I'd love to do No what
Long time How you been Hey Patsy - The Pick up Artist 00:15
Long time How you been Hey Patsy
It may sound naive but have you considered not getting involved with these men - The Pick up Artist 00:25
It may sound naive but have you considered not getting...
Ed was my second husband Harry was my first boyfriend This was Steve - The Pick up Artist 00:26
Ed was my second husband Harry was my first boyfriend This...
Rotating in a solar system itself no more than specks of dust - The Pick up Artist 00:34
Rotating in a solar system itself no more than specks of...
What's your profession cupcake I'm a romantic - The Pick up Artist 00:07
What's your profession cupcake I'm a romantic
Crazy Obsessed He's become obsessed with you - The Pick up Artist 00:15
Crazy Obsessed He's become obsessed with you
What's your name Michelle - The Pick up Artist 00:06
What's your name Michelle
What do you want from me Your absence - The Pick up Artist 00:13
What do you want from me Your absence
You sound cold You have to be with guys like that - The Pick up Artist 00:08
You sound cold You have to be with guys like that
I don't give out my number After what we've just been through - The Pick up Artist 00:09
I don't give out my number After what we've just been...
You're wonderful Do you have any idea how great you feel - The Pick up Artist 00:36
You're wonderful Do you have any idea how great you feel
What are you looking at Your legs and I'm not afraid to admit it - The Pick up Artist 00:29
What are you looking at Your legs and I'm not afraid to...
What's your name Randy - The Pick up Artist 00:30
What's your name Randy
May I ask you another question What do you think of a stranger giving you a rose - The Pick up Artist 00:12
May I ask you another question What do you think of a...
It's weird May I ask you a question - The Pick up Artist 00:06
It's weird May I ask you a question
This bud's for you My name's Jack Jericho - The Pick up Artist 00:18
This bud's for you My name's Jack Jericho
What do you do I'm studying to be a priest - The Pick up Artist 00:10
What do you do I'm studying to be a priest
Wow that's a phenomenal smile Has anyone ever said you look like a Picasso painting - The Pick up Artist 00:28
Wow that's a phenomenal smile Has anyone ever said you look...
For me Me too I hate being late - The Pick up Artist 00:12
For me Me too I hate being late
How will we meet each other again The same way we met tonight Fate - The Pick up Artist 00:06
How will we meet each other again The same way we met...
I don't care how rich he is For me sex and money just don't mix - The Pick up Artist 00:08
I don't care how rich he is For me sex and money just don't...
Look Fernando I have just the girl for you Her name is Carla She's waiting in the car - The Pick up Artist 00:19
Look Fernando I have just the girl for you Her name is Carla...
Whatever you're selling we don't want any I don't sell or buy I just give and take - The Pick up Artist 00:12
Whatever you're selling we don't want any I don't sell or...
What's your name Lulu - The Pick up Artist 00:12
What's your name Lulu
Has anyone said you have a magnificent smile and skin invented to be touched - The Pick up Artist 00:26
Has anyone said you have a magnificent smile and skin...
Did you tell Stephen Merchant's mother - The Pick up Artist 00:33
Did you tell Stephen Merchant's mother
Guys like that give meeting strangers a bad name - The Pick up Artist 00:25
Guys like that give meeting strangers a bad name
Forgive me for intruding on you but I may never run into you again - The Pick up Artist 00:10
Forgive me for intruding on you but I may never run into you...
Being with you isn't a gamble You can only gamble when you have a choice - The Pick up Artist 00:24
Being with you isn't a gamble You can only gamble when you...
Well you know something - The Pick up Artist 00:07
Well you know something
Has anyone ever told you you have the face of a Botticelli and the body of a Degas - The Pick up Artist 00:07
Has anyone ever told you you have the face of a Botticelli...
Did anyone tell you you're too good to be true - The Pick up Artist 00:08
Did anyone tell you you're too good to be true

Cast

Randy Jensen - Molly Ringwald
Jack Jericho - Robert Downey Jr.
Alonzo - Harvey Keitel
Karen - Tamara Bruno
Jack's Student - Angie Kempf
Portacarrero - Bob Gunton
Gene's Girl - Phoebe Ungerer
Harris - Victor Argo
George - Fred Melamed
OTB Cashier - Kenny Kiernan
Mona - Anne Bobby
Harry - Don Peoples
Sidney - Sidney Armus
Museum Employee - Bea Soong
Charlie - Alexis Cruz
Jack's Class - Brad Frankel
Jack's Class - Eric Jason
Jack's Class - Mary Griffin
Jack's Class - Marc Joseph
Jack's Class - Beverly Kaik
Jack's Class - Meghan Lahey
Jack's Class - Bianca Levin
Joan - Anna Lee
Michelle - Michelle Eabry
Museum Information Lady - Isabel García Lorca
Hot Ice - Raisen Cain
Hot Ice - James Jackson
Hot Ice - Randall Jackson
Hot Ice - Melvin Shepherd
Basketball Concession Owner - Bob Maroff
Man in Train Station - Reni Santoni
Museum Guard - Edward Rowan
Cashier - Daniel Smith
Patsy - Tony Sirico
Eddie - Joe Spinell
Mickey - Tony Cucci
Hotel Manager - Skip Rose
Gino - Frank Gio
Floor Manager - Jilly Rizzo
Croupier - Bobby Thomas
Serge Handfeld - Rod Houts
Girl painter with ladder - Shari Headley
Central Park Girl - Jessica Jennings
Subway rider - Justin McNeill