Did you tell Stephen Merchant's mother that she had the face of a Chagall and the body of...
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Stan:
Did you tell Stephen Merchant's mother that she had the face of a Chagall and the body of a Rubens? Did you? Jack, you might also want to know that her husband, Stephen Merchant Sr, is head of the organized-crime unit in the Manhattan District Attorney's office.
Jack Jericho:
Is there a crime against comparing a woman to a work of art?
Stan:
Watch it, Jack, or you're gonna end up losing more than your job one of these days. And another thing, Chagall's women aren't beautiful, and Rubens' women are fat.
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Did you tell Stephen Merchant's mother
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that she had the face of a Chagall and the body of a Rubens
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Did you
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Jack you might also want to know that her husband Stephen Merchant Sr
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is head of the organized crime unit in the Manhattan DA's office
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Is there a crime against comparing a woman to a work of art
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Watch it Jack or you're gonna end up losing more than your job one of these days
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And another thing Chagall's women aren't beautiful and Rubens' women are fat
Clip duration: 33 seconds
Views: 130
Timestamp in movie: 00h 06m 32s
Uploaded: 04 April, 2022
Genres: comedy, crime, drama
Summary: A womanizer meets his match when he falls for a woman in debt to the mafia.
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