Whoooah!
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Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
[Clouseau checks the parking meter and measures the distance between the car and the curb]
Clearly a violation! Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
Parking ticket. Ticketed Driver:
What is this for? Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
[the driver gets into his car]
31 centimeters from the curb, 9 centimeters too far. 9 centimeters into the seamy black underbelly of crime. Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
[Clouseau tries to put the parking ticket on the driver's windshield, but he activates his wipers and sprays Clouseau with window cleaning fluid as Clouseau tries to put the ticket through the car's window]
Gah! Ugh! You must take the ticket! Take it! Ticketed Driver:
Never! Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
[the driver rolls up his window]
You must take the ticket! Ow! Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
[the driver starts his car, with Clouseau's arm caught in the car's window as the car drives away; Clouseau laughs]
You're not wearing your seatbelt! You are going to have to go to traffic school! Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
[Clouseau gets a newspaper stuck on his face]
Whoooah... Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
Oops, pardon me! Whoa... [Clouseau walks along the side of a moving van and over a piano's keys, accidentally kicking the van driver's face, playing a few notes of The Pink Panther theme] Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
Stop this car immediately! Ticketed Driver:
Okay. [the driver stops the car, sending Clouseau flying to the other side of the River Seine] Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
Whoooah!
[Clouseau checks the parking meter and measures the distance between the car and the curb]
Clearly a violation! Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
Parking ticket. Ticketed Driver:
What is this for? Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
[the driver gets into his car]
31 centimeters from the curb, 9 centimeters too far. 9 centimeters into the seamy black underbelly of crime. Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
[Clouseau tries to put the parking ticket on the driver's windshield, but he activates his wipers and sprays Clouseau with window cleaning fluid as Clouseau tries to put the ticket through the car's window]
Gah! Ugh! You must take the ticket! Take it! Ticketed Driver:
Never! Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
[the driver rolls up his window]
You must take the ticket! Ow! Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
[the driver starts his car, with Clouseau's arm caught in the car's window as the car drives away; Clouseau laughs]
You're not wearing your seatbelt! You are going to have to go to traffic school! Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
[Clouseau gets a newspaper stuck on his face]
Whoooah... Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
Oops, pardon me! Whoa... [Clouseau walks along the side of a moving van and over a piano's keys, accidentally kicking the van driver's face, playing a few notes of The Pink Panther theme] Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
Stop this car immediately! Ticketed Driver:
Okay. [the driver stops the car, sending Clouseau flying to the other side of the River Seine] Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
Whoooah!
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Clearly a violation
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Parking ticket
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What is this for
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Thirty one centimeters from the curb nine centimeters too far
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Nine centimeters into the seamy black underbelly of crime
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You must take the ticket Take it Never
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You must take the ticket
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You're not wearing your seatbelt
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You are going to have to go to traffic school
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Pardon me
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Stop this car immediately Okay
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Movie Summary
Insp. Jacques Clouseau teams up with a squad of International detectives who are just as bumbling as he is. Their mission: Stop a globe-trotting thief who specializes in stealing historical artifacts.
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Ticketed Driver
Clouseau
