What'd I tell you?
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Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
[at Charles de Gaulle Airport]
What's the matter, Ponton? You seem a little... depressed today. Is it your wife again? Ponton:
Yes. She still feels my job takes up too much of my time. Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
Ah, the same old thing. Ponton:
Next week is our tenth anniversary. She thinks we should go away together. Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
Oh Ponton, would you like me to talk with her? Ponton:
Uh, no - I mean, this issue must be discussed between husband and wife. Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
Well, you must explain to her that we are men of the law, always living in the shadows. Ow! [the passport official stamps Clouseau's hand instead of the passport] Ponton:
[to the passport stamper]
Idiot. Ponton:
I will miss you, Inspector. Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
I will miss you too, Ponton. Oh, and Ponton... Ponton:
Yes? Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
[Clouseau speaks out loud enough for the other travelers to hear]
I am sorry you can't satisfy your wife. Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
[Clouseau reads the sign]
'I am now leaving France'. This is a bad idea. Christiane Amanpour:
[as soon as Clouseau crosses the "You are now leaving France" line, a breaking news bulletin appears on TV]
The legendary Pink Panther diamond has been stolen. Officials suspect the perpetrator is the infamous Il Tornado. Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
What'd I tell you?
[at Charles de Gaulle Airport]
What's the matter, Ponton? You seem a little... depressed today. Is it your wife again? Ponton:
Yes. She still feels my job takes up too much of my time. Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
Ah, the same old thing. Ponton:
Next week is our tenth anniversary. She thinks we should go away together. Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
Oh Ponton, would you like me to talk with her? Ponton:
Uh, no - I mean, this issue must be discussed between husband and wife. Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
Well, you must explain to her that we are men of the law, always living in the shadows. Ow! [the passport official stamps Clouseau's hand instead of the passport] Ponton:
[to the passport stamper]
Idiot. Ponton:
I will miss you, Inspector. Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
I will miss you too, Ponton. Oh, and Ponton... Ponton:
Yes? Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
[Clouseau speaks out loud enough for the other travelers to hear]
I am sorry you can't satisfy your wife. Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
[Clouseau reads the sign]
'I am now leaving France'. This is a bad idea. Christiane Amanpour:
[as soon as Clouseau crosses the "You are now leaving France" line, a breaking news bulletin appears on TV]
The legendary Pink Panther diamond has been stolen. Officials suspect the perpetrator is the infamous Il Tornado. Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
What'd I tell you?
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What I have solved the case
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The case has been solved Clouseau That is why we're having the party
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you see because we've solved the case
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Are you all right Chief Inspector
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It's clueless Clouseau again Is he here
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He's so desperate to regain his status as the Pink Panther hero
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Movie Summary
Insp. Jacques Clouseau teams up with a squad of International detectives who are just as bumbling as he is. Their mission: Stop a globe-trotting thief who specializes in stealing historical artifacts.
