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"The Pink Panther" quotes

The Pink Panther poster
Bumbling Inspector Clouseau must solve the murder of a famous soccer coach and find out who stole the infamous Pink Panther diamond.

Director: Shawn Levy
Writer: Len Blum, Steve Martin, Michael Saltzman
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy, crime
Year: 2006
MetaScore: 38/100
ImdbRating: 5.7
BoxOffice: $82,226,474
Released: 10 Feb 2006
Awards: 1 win & 8 nominations

83 Clips

Palace GuardPontonNicoleClouseauYuriBizuCherieDialect InstructorFemale ReporterBlack Market JewelerPalais ReporterXaniaDreyfusNigel BoswellDeputy Chief RenardTsa AgentNational GuardSecurity AgentSecurity GuardJustice Minister ClochardYves GluantChinese FootballerTicket CheckerYuAgent CorbeilleCasino WaitressVainqueur
That told me that you needed it - The Pink Panther 00:24 That told me that you needed it Is anyone with you No - The Pink Panther 00:23 Is anyone with you No Inspector do you know if the killer was a man or a woman - The Pink Panther 00:09 Inspector do you know if the killer was a man or a woman A woman is like a - The Pink Panther 00:13 A woman is like a You continue to surprise me inspector - The Pink Panther 00:09 You continue to surprise me inspector I'm glad he's pushing up daisies He is not pushing up daisies - The Pink Panther 00:14 I'm glad he's pushing up daisies He is not pushing... I heard Bizu say - The Pink Panther 00:36 I heard Bizu say Can't you see she's sexy - The Pink Panther 00:04 Can't you see she's sexy Intermittently and without warning I will attack you - The Pink Panther 00:19 Intermittently and without warning I will attack you It is lovely weather we are having - The Pink Panther 00:20 It is lovely weather we are having Boswell Nigel Boswell Agent 006 - The Pink Panther 00:09 Boswell Nigel Boswell Agent 006 Tell me about her - The Pink Panther 00:18 Tell me about her Would you like me to stay behind and help you - The Pink Panther 00:33 Would you like me to stay behind and help you And what was the Footsteps - The Pink Panther 00:39 And what was the Footsteps Monsieur Larocque Yes - The Pink Panther 00:15 Monsieur Larocque Yes Yes politics Where greed wears the mask of morality - The Pink Panther 00:13 Yes politics Where greed wears the mask of morality I would like to take a closer look at your bowls - The Pink Panther 00:19 I would like to take a closer look at your bowls Good one - The Pink Panther 00:03 Good one I would like to buy a hamburger I would like to buy a hamburger - The Pink Panther 00:11 I would like to buy a hamburger I would like to buy a... And you are - The Pink Panther 00:29 And you are You didn't say - The Pink Panther 00:08 You didn't say The good cop bad cop routine is working perfectly - The Pink Panther 00:08 The good cop bad cop routine is working perfectly Have you ever had a hamburger Well of course not - The Pink Panther 00:08 Have you ever had a hamburger Well of course not Do you live by yourself inspector Yes I do - The Pink Panther 00:13 Do you live by yourself inspector Yes I do Do not leave Europe - The Pink Panther 00:19 Do not leave Europe Inspector - The Pink Panther 00:33 Inspector Sorry Clouseau no diamond - The Pink Panther 00:56 Sorry Clouseau no diamond Channel no 5 - The Pink Panther 00:38 Channel no 5 Why what - The Pink Panther 00:28 Why what Yes well the first time I ever heard that name - The Pink Panther 00:17 Yes well the first time I ever heard that name I had been invited as chief inspector of the Police Nationale - The Pink Panther 00:23 I had been invited as chief inspector of the Police... It might be a trap - The Pink Panther 00:06 It might be a trap You are Yuri the trainer who trains - The Pink Panther 00:04 You are Yuri the trainer who trains E mail - The Pink Panther 00:05 E mail You there Halt - The Pink Panther 00:48 You there Halt But someone had words with Gluant - The Pink Panther 00:18 But someone had words with Gluant I'm not supposed to be here remember - The Pink Panther 00:05 I'm not supposed to be here remember Clouseau Arrest him - The Pink Panther 00:09 Clouseau Arrest him Newspapers - The Pink Panther 00:04 Newspapers We are I've been looking for you everywhere - The Pink Panther 00:06 We are I've been looking for you everywhere Did you say that booth was soundproof - The Pink Panther 00:04 Did you say that booth was soundproof We need fresh towels in 204 - The Pink Panther 00:05 We need fresh towels in 204 I need your help Now it's very important that you remain calm - The Pink Panther 00:14 I need your help Now it's very important that you... That makes me feel good - The Pink Panther 00:04 That makes me feel good Now a few hours before the murder - The Pink Panther 00:12 Now a few hours before the murder You see - The Pink Panther 00:17 You see And who is this incompetent - The Pink Panther 00:18 And who is this incompetent Monsieur Dumont you must move your vehicle immediately - The Pink Panther 00:35 Monsieur Dumont you must move your vehicle immediately Jimbo stay What's in your pocket sir - The Pink Panther 01:08 Jimbo stay What's in your pocket sir Good one Thank you - The Pink Panther 00:05 Good one Thank you As chief inspector of the Police Nationale - The Pink Panther 00:31 As chief inspector of the Police Nationale I would like to buy a hamburger - The Pink Panther 00:09 I would like to buy a hamburger I would like to buy a hamburger - The Pink Panther 00:37 I would like to buy a hamburger That may be one of your mysterious clients now - The Pink Panther 00:52 That may be one of your mysterious clients now Don't ask why just do it - The Pink Panther 00:17 Don't ask why just do it Gentlemen and lady good morning - The Pink Panther 00:44 Gentlemen and lady good morning Clouseau - The Pink Panther 00:51 Clouseau What are you doing here - The Pink Panther 00:43 What are you doing here Can't you see these dancers are exhausted - The Pink Panther 00:41 Can't you see these dancers are exhausted Bizu had often heard Yuri's rants against Gluant - The Pink Panther 00:45 Bizu had often heard Yuri's rants against Gluant Xania is still alive - The Pink Panther 00:29 Xania is still alive By the end of regulation time the score was tied - The Pink Panther 00:09 By the end of regulation time the score was tied And then in front of a stadium filled with people - The Pink Panther 00:24 And then in front of a stadium filled with people Well if I was a killer I would certainly be watching - The Pink Panther 00:11 Well if I was a killer I would certainly be watching Anyway the coach of the French team Yves Gluant - The Pink Panther 00:30 Anyway the coach of the French team Yves Gluant It was a perfect day for a murder - The Pink Panther 00:11 It was a perfect day for a murder You poor little angel waif - The Pink Panther 00:04 You poor little angel waif The Chinese VIP box right on the edge of the kill zone - The Pink Panther 00:27 The Chinese VIP box right on the edge of the kill zone But I have a message for the killer - The Pink Panther 00:22 But I have a message for the killer I'm Xania - The Pink Panther 00:08 I'm Xania Nicole Yes - The Pink Panther 00:18 Nicole Yes Are you feeling better - The Pink Panther 00:15 Are you feeling better Here is your mojito - The Pink Panther 00:04 Here is your mojito Ponton - The Pink Panther 00:17 Ponton You will not leave town I may want to ask you a few more questions - The Pink Panther 00:30 You will not leave town I may want to ask you a few more... A lot of people hated Gluant - The Pink Panther 00:20 A lot of people hated Gluant I never see you with women - The Pink Panther 00:07 I never see you with women You know - The Pink Panther 00:37 You know I mean is there a woman in your life - The Pink Panther 00:30 I mean is there a woman in your life The case is going quite well I have prepared a list of suspects - The Pink Panther 00:35 The case is going quite well I have prepared a list of... I may have to seduce her Ponton in order to get her to talk - The Pink Panther 00:16 I may have to seduce her Ponton in order to get her to talk I still think she is hiding something Ponton - The Pink Panther 00:09 I still think she is hiding something Ponton I've got Bizu in the interrogation room - The Pink Panther 01:09 I've got Bizu in the interrogation room

Cast

Clouseau - Steve Martin
Dreyfus - Kevin Kline
Ponton - Jean Reno
Nicole - Emily Mortimer
Yuri - Henry Czerny
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