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"The Pirates! Band of Misfits" quotes

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The luxuriantly bearded Pirate Captain is a boundlessly enthusiastic, if somewhat less-than-successful, terror of the High Seas. With a rag-tag crew at his side, and seemingly blind to the impossible odds stacked against him, the Captain has one dream: to beat his bitter rivals Black Bellamy and Cutlass Liz to the much coveted Pirate of the Year Award. It’s a quest that takes our heroes from the shores of exotic Blood Island to the foggy streets of Victorian London. Along the way they battle a diabolical queen and team up with a haplessly smitten young scientist, but never lose sight of what a pirate loves best: adventure!

Director: Peter Lord, Jeff Newitt
Writer: Gideon Defoe
Production: N/A
Genre: animation, adventure, family, comedy
Year: 2012
MetaScore: 73/100
ImdbRating: 6.7
BoxOffice: $31,051,126
Released: 27 Apr 2012
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 20 nominations total

33 Clips

Pirate CaptainCharles DarwinPirate With ScarfQueen VictoriaAdmiral CollingwoodBlack BellamyThe Pirate KingPeg Leg HastingsCutlass LizThe Pirate Who Likes Sunsets And KittensThe Pirate With GoutThe Albino Pirate
Yes yes That's it yes - The Pirates! Band of Misfits 00:05 Yes yes That's it yes Neptune's navel - The Pirates! Band of Misfits 00:03 Neptune's navel I say you're not - The Pirates! Band of Misfits 00:34 I say you're not Now listen Charles we've all done something unforgivable - The Pirates! Band of Misfits 00:15 Now listen Charles we've all done something... And that and that is why in a straight fight - The Pirates! Band of Misfits 00:09 And that and that is why in a straight fight You don't get many women back here do you Charles - The Pirates! Band of Misfits 00:07 You don't get many women back here do you Charles Avast I'm the Pirate Captain and I'm here for your gold - The Pirates! Band of Misfits 00:16 Avast I'm the Pirate Captain and I'm here for your... Yeah I had this theory - The Pirates! Band of Misfits 00:16 Yeah I had this theory But unfortunately there's this dirty great sea monster in the way - The Pirates! Band of Misfits 01:17 But unfortunately there's this dirty great sea monster... Fire those long things that go bang - The Pirates! Band of Misfits 00:06 Fire those long things that go bang You Win Pirate of the Year - The Pirates! Band of Misfits 00:04 You Win Pirate of the Year How do you like my pygmy elephant nuggets Your Majesty - The Pirates! Band of Misfits 00:19 How do you like my pygmy elephant nuggets Your Majesty Listen this is all very moving - The Pirates! Band of Misfits 01:08 Listen this is all very moving There's a crew of briny rogues - The Pirates! Band of Misfits 00:16 There's a crew of briny rogues I will be Pirate of the Year - The Pirates! Band of Misfits 00:21 I will be Pirate of the Year Sweet Neptune's briny pants - The Pirates! Band of Misfits 00:08 Sweet Neptune's briny pants Do you know why I really hate pirates - The Pirates! Band of Misfits 00:10 Do you know why I really hate pirates The point is every time I've entered I've failed to win - The Pirates! Band of Misfits 00:14 The point is every time I've entered I've failed... Hell's barnacles - The Pirates! Band of Misfits 00:04 Hell's barnacles Avast I'm the Pirate Captain - The Pirates! Band of Misfits 00:17 Avast I'm the Pirate Captain Pity you can't eat pirates really - The Pirates! Band of Misfits 00:12 Pity you can't eat pirates really Sweet Neptune on a bike - The Pirates! Band of Misfits 00:06 Sweet Neptune on a bike If you're a scientist name three elements - The Pirates! Band of Misfits 00:18 If you're a scientist name three elements That baby's got my name on it - The Pirates! Band of Misfits 00:06 That baby's got my name on it But you're still the best crew a captain could wish for - The Pirates! Band of Misfits 00:07 But you're still the best crew a captain could wish for Welcome back - The Pirates! Band of Misfits 00:06 Welcome back I think they just add those onto maps for decoration Captain - The Pirates! Band of Misfits 00:15 I think they just add those onto maps for decoration Captain I have today discovered a new kind of barnacle - The Pirates! Band of Misfits 00:26 I have today discovered a new kind of barnacle He's no scientist - The Pirates! Band of Misfits 00:08 He's no scientist It's the looting - The Pirates! Band of Misfits 00:07 It's the looting Sorry Captain - The Pirates! Band of Misfits 00:44 Sorry Captain

Cast

The Pirate Captain - Hugh Grant
The Pirate with a Scarf - Martin Freeman
Queen Victoria - Imelda Staunton
Charles Darwin - David Tennant
Black Bellamy - Jeremy Piven
Cutlass Liz - Salma Hayek
Peg Leg Hastings - Lenny Henry
The Pirate King - Brian Blessed
The Albino Pirate - Russell Tovey
The Albino Pirate - Anton Yelchin
The Pirate with Gout - Brendan Gleeson
The Surprisingly Curvaceous Pirate - Ashley Jensen
The Pirate Who Likes Sunsets and Kittens - Al Roker
The Pirate Who Likes Sunsets and Kittens - Ben Whitehead
Admiral Collingwood - Mike Cooper
Scarlett Morgan - David Schneider
Additional Voices - Tom Doggart
Additional Voices - Sophie Jerrold
Additional Voices - Sophie Laughton
Additional Voices - Peter Lord
Additional Voices - Kayvan Novak
Additional Voices - David Schaal
Gameshow Host - Mitchell Mullen