Well, you're, all of you, wrong. The best part about being a pirate isn't the looting or...
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The Pirate Who Likes Sunsets and Kittens:
[the Pirate Captain catches the pirates arguing]
Sorry, Captain. The Pirate with Gout:
We were just discussing, what's the best but about being a pirate? Pirate Captain:
Oh, you *were*, were you? The Pirate Who Likes Sunsets and Kittens:
I suggested it might be the looting. The Pirate with Gout:
Whereas I content, it's the shiny cutlasses! The Albino Pirate:
And I thought it was the chance to catch exotic diseases. Pirate Captain:
Well, you're, all of you, wrong. The best part about being a pirate isn't the looting or the cutlasses. It's not the grog, or the scurvy, or the scantily clad mermaids. The best part about being a pirate is... Ham Night! [reveals a banner reading "IT'S HAM NITE" and everyone cheers]
[the Pirate Captain catches the pirates arguing]
Sorry, Captain. The Pirate with Gout:
We were just discussing, what's the best but about being a pirate? Pirate Captain:
Oh, you *were*, were you? The Pirate Who Likes Sunsets and Kittens:
I suggested it might be the looting. The Pirate with Gout:
Whereas I content, it's the shiny cutlasses! The Albino Pirate:
And I thought it was the chance to catch exotic diseases. Pirate Captain:
Well, you're, all of you, wrong. The best part about being a pirate isn't the looting or the cutlasses. It's not the grog, or the scurvy, or the scantily clad mermaids. The best part about being a pirate is... Ham Night! [reveals a banner reading "IT'S HAM NITE" and everyone cheers]
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Sorry Captain
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We were just discussing what's the best bit about being a pirate
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You were were you
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I suggested it might be the looting
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Whereas I contend it's the shiny cutlasses
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And I thought it was the chance to catch exotic diseases
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Well you're all of you wrong
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The best bit about being a pirate
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isn't the looting or the cutlasses
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It's not the grog or the scurvy
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Or the scantily clad mermaids
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The best bit about being a pirate
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is Ham Night
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Movie Summary
Pirate Captain sets out on a mission to defeat his rivals Black Bellamy and Cutlass Liz for the Pirate of the year Award. The quest takes Captain and his crew from the shores of Blood Island to the foggy streets of Victorian London.
Actors
The Pirate Who Likes Sunsets And Kittens
The Pirate With Gout
The Albino Pirate
