So until we can find one crazy motherfucker to head over to Somalia and find out what's...
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Mitch Kelp:
We don't have a single source in Somalia, and I'm sure as shit not gonna get my ass shot over there trying to find out what would Possess these, um... Possess these crackheads to take an unarmed tanker. Chrissy:
Hmm. Well, Mitch, word here is our corporate insurance policy wouldn't cover you in that hellhole, and they'd hate to have a lawsuit from your family on their hands when they mail you back in pieces. Mitch Kelp:
Thank corporate for being so considerate, Chrissy... Back to you. Chrissy:
So until we can find one crazy motherfucker to head over to Somalia and find out what's going on, we'll continue to take uneducated guesses as to who these pirates are
We don't have a single source in Somalia, and I'm sure as shit not gonna get my ass shot over there trying to find out what would Possess these, um... Possess these crackheads to take an unarmed tanker. Chrissy:
Hmm. Well, Mitch, word here is our corporate insurance policy wouldn't cover you in that hellhole, and they'd hate to have a lawsuit from your family on their hands when they mail you back in pieces. Mitch Kelp:
Thank corporate for being so considerate, Chrissy... Back to you. Chrissy:
So until we can find one crazy motherfucker to head over to Somalia and find out what's going on, we'll continue to take uneducated guesses as to who these pirates are
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We don't have a single source in Somalia
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and I'm sure as shit not gonna get my ass shot over there
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trying to find out what would possess these um
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Possess these crackheads to take an unarmed tanker
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Hmm Well Mitch word here is our corporate insurance policy
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wouldn't cover you in that hellhole
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and they'd hate to have a lawsuit from your family
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on their hands when they mail you back in pieces
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Thank corporate for being so considerate Chrissy
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Back to you
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So until we can find one crazy motherfucker
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to head over to Somalia and find out what's going on
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we'll continue to take uneducated guesses
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Movie Summary
In 2008, rookie journalist Jay Bahadur forms a half-baked plan to embed himself with the pirates of Somalia. He ultimately succeeds in providing the first close-up look into who these men are, how they live, and the forces that drive
Actors
Mitch Kelp
