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It's so blunt, it wouldn't cut a sponge

It's so blunt, it wouldn't cut a sponge

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It's so blunt, it wouldn't cut a sponge.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:24
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
horror, mystery, sci-fi
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In a prison where inmates are fed on a descending platform, those on the upper levels take more than their fair share while those below are left to starve on scraps and one man decides to change the system.
And it was true. He cut it. - The Platform 00:05
And it was true. He cut it.
Then, a few housewives came on, - The Platform 00:09
Then, a few housewives came on,
Entonces, llegaron algunas amas de casa, diciendo cómo los Samurai-Max habían cambiado sus vidas. - The Platform 00:55
Entonces, llegaron algunas amas de casa, diciendo cómo los...
"We could never cut tomatoes, - The Platform 00:06
"We could never cut tomatoes,
The Samurai-Max changed our lives," they all said. - The Platform 00:04
The Samurai-Max changed our lives," they all said.
Honestly, I've never peeled a tomato, - The Platform 00:06
Honestly, I've never peeled a tomato,
And I've never known why you'd want to cut a brick with a kitchen knife. - The Platform 00:06
And I've never known why you'd want to cut a brick...
Maybe my life is such crap because I don't sharpen my knives, - The Platform 00:06
Maybe my life is such crap because I don't sharpen my k...
- The little things, Goreng. - Did you buy it? - The Platform 00:04
- The little things, Goreng. - Did you buy it?
Sharpen your knives and slice open someone's throat, or what? - The Platform 00:04
Sharpen your knives and slice open someone's throat, or...
After I bought it, I watched the next advertisement. - The Platform 00:05
After I bought it, I watched the next advertisement.
Después de comprarlo, vi el siguiente anuncio. - The Platform 00:55
Después de comprarlo, vi el siguiente anuncio.
A knife that didn't go blunt even if you cut a brick with it. - The Platform 00:06
A knife that didn't go blunt even if you cut a brick wi...
The knife sharpened itself, as it cut. - The Platform 00:06
The knife sharpened itself, as it cut.
- No, no... - Obviously, they were taking the piss. - The Platform 00:04
- No, no... - Obviously, they were taking the piss.
It fell on some bloody illegal immigrant on his bicycle. - The Platform 00:05
It fell on some bloody illegal immigrant on his bicycle.
¿Mataste a un hombre y te llevaron aquí? - The Platform 00:15
¿Mataste a un hombre y te llevaron aquí?
They gave me a choice between a psychiatric hospital and the hole. - The Platform 00:05
They gave me a choice between a psychiatric hospital and the...
They never offered me an accredited diploma, though. - The Platform 00:04
They never offered me an accredited diploma, though.
¿Cuántos niveles hay? - The Platform 00:54
¿Cuántos niveles hay?