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Maybe my life is such crap because I don't sharpen my knives
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The Platform

Maybe my life is such crapbecause I don't sharpen my knives, don't look after the little...

Maybe my life is such crap
because I don't sharpen my knives, don't look after the little things

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Maybe my life is such crap because I don't sharpen my knives,
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don't look after the little things.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
62
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:19
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
horror, mystery, sci-fi
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In a prison where inmates are fed on a descending platform, those on the upper levels take more than their fair share while those below are left to starve on scraps and one man decides to change the system.
- The little things, Goreng. - Did you buy it? - The Platform 00:04
- The little things, Goreng. - Did you buy it?
Sharpen your knives and slice open someone's throat, or what? - The Platform 00:04
Sharpen your knives and slice open someone's throat, or...
After I bought it, I watched the next advertisement. - The Platform 00:05
After I bought it, I watched the next advertisement.
Después de comprarlo, vi el siguiente anuncio. - The Platform 00:55
Después de comprarlo, vi el siguiente anuncio.
A knife that didn't go blunt even if you cut a brick with it. - The Platform 00:06
A knife that didn't go blunt even if you cut a brick wi...
The knife sharpened itself, as it cut. - The Platform 00:06
The knife sharpened itself, as it cut.
- No, no... - Obviously, they were taking the piss. - The Platform 00:04
- No, no... - Obviously, they were taking the piss.
It fell on some bloody illegal immigrant on his bicycle. - The Platform 00:05
It fell on some bloody illegal immigrant on his bicycle.
¿Mataste a un hombre y te llevaron aquí? - The Platform 00:15
¿Mataste a un hombre y te llevaron aquí?
They gave me a choice between a psychiatric hospital and the hole. - The Platform 00:05
They gave me a choice between a psychiatric hospital and the...
They never offered me an accredited diploma, though. - The Platform 00:04
They never offered me an accredited diploma, though.
¿Cuántos niveles hay? - The Platform 00:54
¿Cuántos niveles hay?
I don't know. But I know there are more than 132, because I was there. - The Platform 00:06
I don't know. But I know there are more than 132, becau...
I didn't say I didn't eat anything, - The Platform 00:05
I didn't say I didn't eat anything,
The problem is when you get assigned to two lower levels consecutively. - The Platform 00:04
The problem is when you get assigned to two lower levels con...
We can tell them to ration the food and pass the message up to Level 46, - The Platform 00:07
We can tell them to ration the food and pass the message up ...
¡Dejen más vino la próxima vez, bastardos! - The Platform 00:08
¡Dejen más vino la próxima vez, bastardos!
The people below us are below us. - The Platform 00:04
The people below us are below us.
Las personas debajo de nosotros están debajo de nosotros. - The Platform 00:13
Las personas debajo de nosotros están debajo de nosotros.
- Next month they might be above us. - Yes, and they'll piss on us. - The Platform 00:04
- Next month they might be above us. - Yes, and they'll...