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The Polka King

Connie Klopski of Newberg, if you were a car,what kind of car would you be?

Connie Klopski of Newberg, if you were a car,
what kind of car would you be?

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Connie Klopski of Newberg,
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if you were a car, what kind of car would you be?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
01:02:56
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
biography, comedy, drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Local Pennsylvania polka legend Jan Lewan develops a plan to get rich that shocks his fans and lands him in jail.
I would be a car made in America. - The Polka King 00:05
I would be a car made in America.
And most importantly, I would be fuel-efficient. - The Polka King 00:06
And most importantly, I would be fuel-efficient.
It is imperative that we find our own home-grown sources of energy, - The Polka King 00:16
It is imperative that we find our own home-grown sources of ...
- Come on, let's sit. - USA! USA! - The Polka King 00:05
- Come on, let's sit. - USA! USA!
USA! USA! USA! - The Polka King 00:06
USA! USA! USA!
In third place, hailing all the way from Philadelphia... - The Polka King 00:07
In third place, hailing all the way from Philadelphia...
And this year's Mrs. Pennsylvania goes to... - The Polka King 00:07
And this year's Mrs. Pennsylvania goes to...
And this year's Mrs Pennsylvania goes to - The Polka King 00:07
And this year's Mrs Pennsylvania goes to
Hazleton's own Marla Lewan! - The Polka King 00:06
Hazleton's own Marla Lewan!
And today, I am not Jan Lewan. I am Mr. Mrs. Pennsylvania. - The Polka King 00:06
And today, I am not Jan Lewan. I am Mr. Mrs. Pennsylvania.
There is champagne for everyone, but only on the bus, okay? - The Polka King 00:05
There is champagne for everyone, but only on the bus, okay?
♪ There you are, standing in the light ♪ - The Polka King 00:20
♪ There you are, standing in the light ♪
I know you warn me, Mr. Lee, but we got another mustard situation. - The Polka King 00:06
I know you warn me, Mr. Lee, but we got another mustard situ...
The man from the pageant says that Connie Klopski won - The Polka King 00:10
The man from the pageant says that Connie Klopski won
Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy... - The Polka King 00:06
Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy...
I think maybe just do what pageant say to avoid trouble. - The Polka King 00:05
I think maybe just do what pageant say to avoid trouble.
If this get out, it's very, very bad. - The Polka King 00:05
If this get out, it's very, very bad.
Of course, I think you win! You were number one missus up there, but... - The Polka King 00:06
Of course, I think you win! You were number one missus up th...
We give back the crown, the sashes, the trophy, the luggage. - The Polka King 00:05
We give back the crown, the sashes, the trophy, the luggage.
Why? Why would I give it back? I'm the winner. - The Polka King 00:05
Why? Why would I give it back? I'm the winner.