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The Polka King

I'm gonna need a trainer, a dance coach, - a speech coach...- We get my guy

I'm gonna need a trainer, a dance coach, - a speech coach...
- We get my guy

Full Transcript

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I'm gonna need a trainer, a dance coach,
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- a speech coach... - We get my guy.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:38
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
biography, comedy, drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Local Pennsylvania polka legend Jan Lewan develops a plan to get rich that shocks his fans and lands him in jail.
- We get all most expensive. - How are you gonna pay for all this? - The Polka King 00:06
- We get all most expensive. - How are you gonna pay for all...
You are not a beauty queen. You look like your father. - The Polka King 00:06
You are not a beauty queen. You look like your father.
All respect, Barb, but this my house! And I am man, and I am decider! - The Polka King 00:07
All respect, Barb, but this my house! And I am man, and I am...
Marla, wake up and pull your head out of your ass! - The Polka King 00:06
Marla, wake up and pull your head out of your ass!
Far be it from me. Go ahead! Believe in your fantasy world! - The Polka King 00:07
Far be it from me. Go ahead! Believe in your fantasy world!
I would rather live in a fantasy world than whatever world you're living in! - The Polka King 00:06
I would rather live in a fantasy world than whatever world y...
I live in a little place called "Open Your Eyes"! - The Polka King 00:06
I live in a little place called "Open Your Eyes"!
- I am done with you lunatics! - You never believed in me! - The Polka King 00:07
- I am done with you lunatics! - You never believed in me!
Now he's the number-one plumber in Scranton. - The Polka King 00:05
Now he's the number-one plumber in Scranton.
He's got three trucks going and a swimming pool. - The Polka King 00:06
He's got three trucks going and a swimming pool.
I begged Marla not to marry a musician. - The Polka King 00:05
I begged Marla not to marry a musician.
Maybe there's something you don't know. Most musicians starve. - The Polka King 00:05
Maybe there's something you don't know. Most music...
- What? - He's got multiple post office boxes, - The Polka King 00:08
- What? - He's got multiple post office boxes,
He's always getting calls and leaving the room. - The Polka King 00:06
He's always getting calls and leaving the room.
One day, he's broke. Next day, he's rolling in dough. - The Polka King 00:05
One day, he's broke. Next day, he's rolling in dou...
The most he gets for a concert is $1,500. - The Polka King 00:05
The most he gets for a concert is $1,500.
- He's got a other business going on. - He's in the hole with every show. - The Polka King 00:06
- He's got a other business going on. - He's in th...
Do we really have to talk about this right now? Please? - The Polka King 00:05
Do we really have to talk about this right now? Please?
I made up this whole crazy story - The Polka King 00:06
I made up this whole crazy story
I'm sorry. I'm just so wound up about Jan and what he's up to. - The Polka King 00:07
I'm sorry. I'm just so wound up about Jan and what...