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The Polka King

Man, you got excuses up the wazoo. No. I have America up the wazoo!

Mickey Pizzazz: Man, you got excuses up the wazoo.
Jan Lewan: No. I have America up the wazoo!

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Man you got excuses up the wazoo
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No I have America up the wazoo
Duration
8 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:13
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
biography, comedy, drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Local Pennsylvania polka legend Jan Lewan develops a plan to get rich that shocks his fans and lands him in jail.
No, you say to me what you want to happen. - The Polka King 00:05
No, you say to me what you want to happen.
Mickey Stutz want to be called "Mickey Pizzazz." - The Polka King 00:11
Mickey Stutz want to be called "Mickey Pizzazz."
From now on, you are Mickey Pizzazz. - The Polka King 00:06
From now on, you are Mickey Pizzazz.
On sax, Judy Glemp and Lonny Suwalski! - The Polka King 00:06
On sax, Judy Glemp and Lonny Suwalski!
And tonight, on clarinet, my main man, my number one... - The Polka King 00:05
And tonight, on clarinet, my main man, my number one...
Mr. Magic Fingers himself, Mickey Pizzazz! - The Polka King 00:06
Mr. Magic Fingers himself, Mickey Pizzazz!
Everybody, Marla just told me incredible news. - The Polka King 00:06
Everybody, Marla just told me incredible news.
I am so happy to share this with all you who have support Jan Lewan - The Polka King 00:07
I am so happy to share this with all you who have support Ja...
Our last CD, which we have on sale here tonight, - The Polka King 00:09
Our last CD, which we have on sale here tonight,
"Best Album of Year, polka category"! - The Polka King 00:06
"Best Album of Year, polka category"!
Hey! Hey, get over here, you son of a bitch! Get over here! - The Polka King 00:06
Hey! Hey, get over here, you son of a bitch! Get over here!
Hey. Hey. We're gonna do "Proud To Be An American." - The Polka King 00:13
Hey. Hey. We're gonna do "Proud To Be An American....
♪ Now, I am an American ♪ - The Polka King 00:23
♪ Now, I am an American ♪
- How many you bringing out to LA? - I sign 500. You think is enough? - The Polka King 00:06
- How many you bringing out to LA? - I sign 500. You think i...
Yeah, I know you have struggles. But Lindsey is so cute little girl. - The Polka King 00:06
Yeah, I know you have struggles. But Lindsey is so cute litt...
Is so good you find some person to help your little girl be normal. - The Polka King 00:06
Is so good you find some person to help your little girl be ...
I don't get how this place stays open. We haven't had a customer in three hours. - The Polka King 00:08
I don't get how this place stays open. We haven't ...
This is a business? I was not aware. - The Polka King 00:05
This is a business? I was not aware.
I'm not mad at your father. I just think he lives in la-la land. - The Polka King 00:07
I'm not mad at your father. I just think he lives in la...
Sweetheart, that is la-la talk. Nothing more. - The Polka King 00:08
Sweetheart, that is la-la talk. Nothing more.