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The Portable Door

Two lowly interns at J.W. Wells and Co., a mysterious firm based in London, uncover a plot by their CEO to disrupt the ancient magical world with modern corporate practices.

Director

Jeffrey Walker

Year

Genre

adventure, comedy, fantasy

Box Office

N/A

Production

N/A

Awards

1 win & 4 nominations

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Humphrey Wells

Christoph Waltz

Paul Carpenter

Monty

Sophie Pettingel

Dennis Tanner

Job Applicant

Professor Van Spee

Countess Judy

Casimir Suslowicz

Neville

Rosie

Jessica De Gouw

Mr. Roden

Delia Bryson

Leon (Man at Fountain)

Print Room Worker

Humphrey (12 yrs old)

Humphrey (20 yrs old)

Dry Cleaner

Woman in Crowd

Elite

Rasoul Afkhamizakerzadeh

Supermarket Customer

Woman (Lost Dog Poster)

Mrs. Dao (Bank of the Dead)

Laundry Van Worker

Hotel Cleaner

Arthur Tanner

Christopher Sommers

Rosie Tanner

Tea Lady

Tunnel Rigger

Chris Bridgewater

Receptionist

Vivienne Abitia

Punk Waste Management

Tunnel Blaster

Keeper of the Shelves

Additional Goblin

Grace Keane-Jones

Additional Goblin

Additional Goblin

Additional Goblin

Bray Buenrostro

Additional Goblin

Additional Goblin

Lochie Burgdorf

Goblin Boney Claw

Additional Goblin

Additional Goblin

Additional Goblin

(voice) (as Bruce Hunt-Hughes)

(voice)

(voice)

Helena Marrion-Cole

Goblin

(voice)

(voice)

Pedestrian

Londoner

Holly Axsentieff

Typist

Command Centre Lady

Typist & Pedestrian

Londoner

Londoner

Shopper

Council Worker

Client

Kailani D'Amour

Londoner

Shé D'Montford

Job Applicant

Brighley Dangerfield

Typist

Joanna Elisabeth

Boardroom Member

Job Applicant

Matthew James French

Business Woman

Typist

Londoner

Boardroom Member

Job Applicant

Pastry Delivery Guy

Typist

Nathalie Oliveira

London Citizen

Londoner

Londoner

Typist

Control Room Goblin

Emily Rowbottom

Banker

Typist

Olivia Simatovic

Extra

Typist

Typist

London Businessman

Command Centre

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MAN: (FAINTLY) Where?
Where did you see it? - The Portable Door

MAN: (FAINTLY) Where? Where did you see it?

No, you can't do this. - The Portable Door

No, you can't do this.

(CURIOUS, PLAYFUL MUSIC) - The Portable Door

(CURIOUS, PLAYFUL MUSIC)

(FRENETIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) - The Portable Door

(FRENETIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)

(DISTANT BELLS CHIME) - The Portable Door

(DISTANT BELLS CHIME)

(DOOR CLOSES) - The Portable Door

(MUSIC STOPS)
(SQUELCH) - The Portable Door

(MUSIC STOPS) (SQUELCH)

(GROANS) - The Portable Door

Monty Smith-Gregg! Don't you dare
tell me you don't remember me! - The Portable Door

Monty Smith-Gregg! Don't you dare tell me you don'...

I taught 18th Century Ethics
and History of Music. - The Portable Door

I taught 18th Century Ethics and History of Music.

Wait!
(CHAOTIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) - The Portable Door

Wait! (CHAOTIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)

(MUZAK PLAYING FAINTLY) - The Portable Door

(MUZAK PLAYING FAINTLY)

It says 'applicants' on the door, - The Portable Door

It says 'applicants' on the door,

I was actually supposed
to have an interview at a cafe, - The Portable Door

I was actually supposed to have an interview at a cafe,

Life at JW Wells as
a new recruit is never dull. - The Portable Door

Life at JW Wells as a new recruit is never dull.

On the contrary, - The Portable Door

On the contrary,

We may not advertise our services
and shout our name from the rooftops - The Portable Door

We may not advertise our services and shout our name from th...

Our reputation is already
well established - The Portable Door

Our reputation is already well established

Now you know a bit about what
we do here at JW Wells and Company - The Portable Door

Now you know a bit about what we do here at JW Wells and Com...

(LAUGHTER) - The Portable Door

Yes.
- Oh good luck! Just have fun with it. - The Portable Door

Yes. - Oh good luck! Just have fun with it.

These other interviews
are just formalities. - The Portable Door

These other interviews are just formalities.

So what is it you do here - The Portable Door

So what is it you do here

(MUSIC ENDS) - The Portable Door

Ladies and gentlemen of the board,
this is Paul Carpenter. - The Portable Door

Ladies and gentlemen of the board, this is Paul Carpenter.

It's all to align with
the new dawn of our great company. - The Portable Door

It's all to align with the new dawn of our great compan...

Ah, there's not much to tell,
really. - The Portable Door

Ah, there's not much to tell, really.

I live with a friend, Neville, - The Portable Door

I live with a friend, Neville,

And what makes you think that you'd
be suited to this position? - The Portable Door

And what makes you think that you'd be suited to this p...

My trousers had a stain.
My shoelace broke. Twice. - The Portable Door

My trousers had a stain. My shoelace broke. Twice.

I ran into someone who used to
teach me at university - The Portable Door

I ran into someone who used to teach me at university

Well, all my time is spare really.
- Oh. - The Portable Door

Well, all my time is spare really. - Oh.

And what do you most
admire about the works of Chekhov? - The Portable Door

And what do you most admire about the works of Chekhov?

French and German at school, - The Portable Door

French and German at school,

(SPEAKS IN GERMAN)
- Sorry? - The Portable Door

(SPEAKS IN GERMAN) - Sorry?

Well this has been
a truly forgettable experience. - The Portable Door

Well this has been a truly forgettable experience.

Well, this has been a truly
forgettable experience. - The Portable Door

Well, this has been a truly forgettable experience.

(GROANS) - The Portable Door

You should just go abroad.
You know, be a man of letters. - The Portable Door

You should just go abroad. You know, be a man of letters.

Renaissance men usually have
more than £5 to their name. - The Portable Door

Renaissance men usually have more than £5 to their name.

Like right now?
- I'm sorry. I just- - The Portable Door

Like right now? - I'm sorry. I just-

Yes. Of course we all do- - The Portable Door

Yes. Of course we all do-

Right- - The Portable Door

Wow, I'm really happy for you,
but where does that leave me? - The Portable Door

Wow, I'm really happy for you, but where does that leav...

Ignoring the fact that
I don't have a job, - The Portable Door

Ignoring the fact that I don't have a job,

Thank you for your smashing
interview at 9:43am today. - The Portable Door

Thank you for your smashing interview at 9:43am today.

It was a real highlight,
and we were unanimously impressed. - The Portable Door

It was a real highlight, and we were unanimously impressed.

We are therefore thrilled to offer
you the position of paid intern. - The Portable Door

We are therefore thrilled to offer you the position of paid ...

It would be most agreeable, - The Portable Door

It would be most agreeable,

Please enter through the main
entrance at 70 Saint Mary's..." - The Portable Door

Please enter through the main entrance at 70 Saint Mary'...

I got a job!
(ALARM BEEPING) - The Portable Door

I got a job! (ALARM BEEPING)

(MAJESTIC OPERATIC MUSIC) - The Portable Door

(MAJESTIC OPERATIC MUSIC)

PAUL: Thank you. - The Portable Door

PAUL: Thank you.

(SOFT CHORAL MUSIC) - The Portable Door

(SOFT CHORAL MUSIC)

(BUZZING) - The Portable Door

Oh I'm not-
(DOOR OPENS) - The Portable Door

Oh I'm not- (DOOR OPENS)

Well, Rosie,
what do we think of the new lobby? - The Portable Door

Well, Rosie, what do we think of the new lobby?

I was expecting to be pleased, - The Portable Door

I was expecting to be pleased,

I couldn't be more serious
about the new lobby. - The Portable Door

I couldn't be more serious about the new lobby.

We're going to tear
through mountains together, Paul? - The Portable Door

We're going to tear through mountains together, Paul?

(TELECOMM BEEPS) - The Portable Door

(TELECOMM BEEPS)

Oh no, she's here already, Mum.
Ah, I mean Rosie. - The Portable Door

Oh no, she's here already, Mum. Ah, I mean Rosie.

Well they're coming in
thick and fast - The Portable Door

Well they're coming in thick and fast

I don't suppose you could fill me in
on what this company actually does? - The Portable Door

I don't suppose you could fill me in on what this compa...

(PLAYFUL, MYSTERIOUS MUSIC) - The Portable Door

(PLAYFUL, MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)

Why is the- - The Portable Door

Interns report to me and me only,
is that clear? - The Portable Door

Interns report to me and me only, is that clear?

And we expect nothing less
than excellence from our employees. - The Portable Door

And we expect nothing less than excellence from our employee...

Now in return, - The Portable Door

(GRUNTS) - The Portable Door

(PHONES RINGING) - The Portable Door

(PHONES RINGING)

For centuries, our distinguished
firm JW-Oh, thank you. - The Portable Door

For centuries, our distinguished firm JW-Oh, thank you.

Our distinguished firm, JW Wells,
has performed a plethora - The Portable Door

Our distinguished firm, JW Wells, has performed a plethora

Personal determining.
Temporal causation on advancement - The Portable Door

Personal determining. Temporal causation on advancement

And we trust it
will remain that way. - The Portable Door

And we trust it will remain that way.

If you decide to stay,
you arrive at 0900 - The Portable Door

If you decide to stay, you arrive at 0900

You never, ever stay after hours.
Is that clear? - The Portable Door

You never, ever stay after hours. Is that clear?

(SUCKING) - The Portable Door

They do not function within these
four walls, - The Portable Door

They do not function within these four walls,

You are the lowest of the low,
Mr Carpenter. - The Portable Door

You are the lowest of the low, Mr Carpenter.

You may be excited about working here - The Portable Door

You may be excited about working here

Even the tiniest mites that inhabit
this grotty carpet - The Portable Door

Even the tiniest mites that inhabit this grotty carpet

And, like the mites,
the less you are seen, - The Portable Door

And, like the mites, the less you are seen,

...you'll be sharing with the other
new blob of insignificance - The Portable Door

...you'll be sharing with the other new blob of insigni...

This is Sophie Pettingel.
She managed to get here on time. - The Portable Door

This is Sophie Pettingel. She managed to get here on time.

Maybe you should tell
Sophie about your last girlfriend. - The Portable Door

Maybe you should tell Sophie about your last girlfriend.

I have had- - The Portable Door

(GULPING) - The Portable Door

Ah... Oh, that's hot. Very... - The Portable Door

Ah... Oh, that's hot. Very...

Well if it was inarticulate nervous
gits with very little talent - The Portable Door

Well if it was inarticulate nervous gits with very little ta...

The Portable Door poster

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Two lowly interns at J.W. Wells and Co., a mysterious firm based in London, uncover a plot by their CEO to disrupt the ancient magical world with modern corporate practices.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Jeffrey Walker

Writer: Tom Holt, Leon Ford

Production: N/A

Genre: adventure, comedy, fantasy

Year: 2023

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.1

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 07 Apr 2023

Awards: 1 win & 4 nominations

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