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The Portable Door

Two lowly interns at J.W. Wells and Co., a mysterious firm based in London, uncover a plot by their CEO to disrupt the ancient magical world with modern corporate practices.

Director

Jeffrey Walker

Year

Genre

adventure, comedy, fantasy

Box Office

N/A

Production

N/A

Awards

1 win & 4 nominations

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Humphrey Wells

Christoph Waltz

Paul Carpenter

Monty

Sophie Pettingel

Dennis Tanner

Job Applicant

Professor Van Spee

Countess Judy

Casimir Suslowicz

Neville

Rosie

Jessica De Gouw

Mr. Roden

Delia Bryson

Leon (Man at Fountain)

Print Room Worker

Humphrey (12 yrs old)

Humphrey (20 yrs old)

Dry Cleaner

Woman in Crowd

Elite

Rasoul Afkhamizakerzadeh

Supermarket Customer

Woman (Lost Dog Poster)

Mrs. Dao (Bank of the Dead)

Laundry Van Worker

Hotel Cleaner

Arthur Tanner

Christopher Sommers

Rosie Tanner

Tea Lady

Tunnel Rigger

Chris Bridgewater

Receptionist

Vivienne Abitia

Punk Waste Management

Tunnel Blaster

Keeper of the Shelves

Additional Goblin

Grace Keane-Jones

Additional Goblin

Additional Goblin

Additional Goblin

Bray Buenrostro

Additional Goblin

Additional Goblin

Lochie Burgdorf

Goblin Boney Claw

Additional Goblin

Additional Goblin

Additional Goblin

(voice) (as Bruce Hunt-Hughes)

(voice)

(voice)

Helena Marrion-Cole

Goblin

(voice)

(voice)

Pedestrian

Londoner

Holly Axsentieff

Typist

Command Centre Lady

Typist & Pedestrian

Londoner

Londoner

Shopper

Council Worker

Client

Kailani D'Amour

Londoner

Shé D'Montford

Job Applicant

Brighley Dangerfield

Typist

Joanna Elisabeth

Boardroom Member

Job Applicant

Matthew James French

Business Woman

Typist

Londoner

Boardroom Member

Job Applicant

Pastry Delivery Guy

Typist

Nathalie Oliveira

London Citizen

Londoner

Londoner

Typist

Control Room Goblin

Emily Rowbottom

Banker

Typist

Olivia Simatovic

Extra

Typist

Typist

London Businessman

Command Centre

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I always wanted
to be a Coincidator. - The Portable Door

I always wanted to be a Coincidator.

Right, just pretend you're
not looking for it. - The Portable Door

Right, just pretend you're not looking for it.

(DOOR CLOSES) - The Portable Door

"Goblins only." - The Portable Door

"Goblins only."

(SOFT, CURIOUS MUSIC) - The Portable Door

(SOFT, CURIOUS MUSIC)

I thought it might be a good
place to look for the... you know. - The Portable Door

I thought it might be a good place to look for the... you kn...

DENNIS Did I give you permission to be down here - The Portable Door

DENNIS Did I give you permission to be down here

Rather a big project for an intern. - The Portable Door

Rather a big project for an intern.

If I were you, Carpenter,
I would just give up now. - The Portable Door

If I were you, Carpenter, I would just give up now.

Because when you fail,
and undoubtedly you will, - The Portable Door

Because when you fail, and undoubtedly you will,

Yes. Fry, poach, peel- - The Portable Door

Yes. Fry, poach, peel-

(GATE RUMBLES) - The Portable Door

(LOW, MYSTERIOUS MUSIC) - The Portable Door

(LOW, MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)

They're basically obsessed, - The Portable Door

They're basically obsessed,

Ask the dry cleaner if you can stick
this poster on their wall. - The Portable Door

Ask the dry cleaner if you can stick this poster on their wa...

I'm sure you've noticed
this company is at war with itself. - The Portable Door

I'm sure you've noticed this company is at war wit...

Ever since John Wells mysteriously,
suspiciously disappeared - The Portable Door

Ever since John Wells mysteriously, suspiciously disappeared

It was the same day Dennis's father,
Arthur, disappeared. - The Portable Door

It was the same day Dennis's father, Arthur, disappeare...

Those two sons are up to something - The Portable Door

Those two sons are up to something

We're not sure what, or when. - The Portable Door

We're not sure what, or when.

We're not even sure why
he hired your scruffy friend - The Portable Door

We're not even sure why he hired your scruffy friend

It's like you have two instincts
fighting each other. - The Portable Door

It's like you have two instincts fighting each other.

...as you say... a jumble. - The Portable Door

...as you say... a jumble.

I'm drinking coffee, which I hate.
And I'm suddenly loving balloons. - The Portable Door

I'm drinking coffee, which I hate. And I'm suddenl...

No, it was just a disagreement
about my employment contract. - The Portable Door

No, it was just a disagreement about my employment contract.

I suddenly, really - The Portable Door

I suddenly, really

Mmm. It's so, um, licoricey. - The Portable Door

Mmm. It's so, um, licoricey.

(LIGHT MUSIC) - The Portable Door

You'd be CEO by now.
- Ha! Yes. - The Portable Door

You'd be CEO by now. - Ha! Yes.

I don't know,
I'm grateful for the fast track, - The Portable Door

I don't know, I'm grateful for the fast track,

Mr Wells has me on a special task.
But I can't say. - The Portable Door

Mr Wells has me on a special task. But I can't say.

It seems pretty important to him,
though, - The Portable Door

It seems pretty important to him, though,

Of him. Humphrey. He's not normal. - The Portable Door

Of him. Humphrey. He's not normal.

Oh, and Countess is
just your average office manager? - The Portable Door

Oh, and Countess is just your average office manager?

Oh, you're so naive.
I mean, firstly, - The Portable Door

Oh, you're so naive. I mean, firstly,

Sorry, who's 'we'?
- Plus, Countess thinks - The Portable Door

Sorry, who's 'we'? - Plus, Countess thinks

Maybe you can't handle the fact
that the CEO loves me and not you. - The Portable Door

Maybe you can't handle the fact that the CEO loves me a...

And you're on a regular fast track.
- Oh Paul- - The Portable Door

And you're on a regular fast track. - Oh Paul-

You weren't plucked from obscurity
and mentored by the CEO - The Portable Door

You weren't plucked from obscurity and mentored by the ...

If the CEO is asking
you to find something - The Portable Door

If the CEO is asking you to find something

OK. Well, this was fun. - The Portable Door

OK. Well, this was fun.

(CHUCKLES) Here he is. - The Portable Door

(CHUCKLES) Here he is.

You didn't teach me History of Music
or coach football, did you? - The Portable Door

You didn't teach me History of Music or coach football,...

Oh, that's very decent of you- - The Portable Door

Oh, that's very decent of you-

(ELECTRONIC PULSING) - The Portable Door

(ELECTRONIC PULSING)

(UNEARTHLY RUMBLING) - The Portable Door

(UNEARTHLY RUMBLING)

(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC CONTINUES) - The Portable Door

(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC CONTINUES)

- (LOW ELECTRONIC BUZZING)
- (YELPS, GASPS) - The Portable Door

- (LOW ELECTRONIC BUZZING) - (YELPS, GASPS)

(ELECTRONIC PULSING) - The Portable Door

(ELECTRONIC PULSING)

- (LOW ELECTRONIC BUZZING)
- (GASPS) - The Portable Door

- (LOW ELECTRONIC BUZZING) - (GASPS)

- (LOW ELECTRONIC BUZZING)
- (GASPS) - The Portable Door

- (LOW ELECTRONIC BUZZING) - (GASPS)

(GRUNTING) - The Portable Door

(FAINT ELECTRONIC BUZZING) - The Portable Door

(FAINT ELECTRONIC BUZZING)

(LOW ELECTRONIC BUZZING
INTENSIFIES) - The Portable Door

(LOW ELECTRONIC BUZZING INTENSIFIES)

Found you. - The Portable Door

WELLS: (MUFFLED)
Ladies and gentlemen, my friends - The Portable Door

WELLS: (MUFFLED) Ladies and gentlemen, my friends

...and it's not
exaggerating to say this, - The Portable Door

...and it's not exaggerating to say this,

You see, for centuries, - The Portable Door

You see, for centuries,

Now this has always struck me
as an odd waste of our talents. - The Portable Door

Now this has always struck me as an odd waste of our talents...

So, when my father disappeared,
presumed dead, - The Portable Door

So, when my father disappeared, presumed dead,

Opportunity is right here in front
of us, begging to be used. - The Portable Door

Opportunity is right here in front of us, begging to be used...

(DOOR RATTLING) - The Portable Door

(DOOR RATTLING)

What if we make them the product? - The Portable Door

What if we make them the product?

RECORDING: Sophie, just a few more
quick questions. Any phobias? - The Portable Door

RECORDING: Sophie, just a few more quick questions. Any phob...

After that interview, - The Portable Door

After that interview,

I don't know what's happening to me.
I'm listening to jazz - The Portable Door

I don't know what's happening to me. I'm list...

If we can do this to a
well-educated... (CAMERA BUZZES) - The Portable Door

If we can do this to a well-educated... (CAMERA BUZZES)

Your consumer base will double,
triple, quadruple. - The Portable Door

Your consumer base will double, triple, quadruple.

Your Roger will
win his election in a landslide. - The Portable Door

Your Roger will win his election in a landslide.

With a simple and binding contract
they don't even know they've signed. - The Portable Door

With a simple and binding contract they don't even know...

I will sell you
the will of the people. - The Portable Door

I will sell you the will of the people.

Door!
- I will hand you their desires, - The Portable Door

Door! - I will hand you their desires,

Influence is no coincidence. - The Portable Door

Influence is no coincidence.

(APPLAUSE) - The Portable Door

Knock knock.
(WOOD GROANS) - The Portable Door

Knock knock. (WOOD GROANS)

(CHECKOUT SCANNER BEEPING) - The Portable Door

(CHECKOUT SCANNER BEEPING)

(FRANTIC OPERATIC MUSIC) - The Portable Door

(FRANTIC OPERATIC MUSIC)

(MUSIC ENDS) - The Portable Door

No, I'm just keen to get to work. - The Portable Door

No, I'm just keen to get to work.

...if you do find it, - The Portable Door

...if you do find it,

I'm sorry about what I said
last night, - The Portable Door

I'm sorry about what I said last night,

What are you talking about?
- He said something about a contract. - The Portable Door

What are you talking about? - He said something about a cont...

That's a door. - The Portable Door

Announce your destination
before opening. - The Portable Door

Announce your destination before opening.

Knock knock.
(WOOD GROANS) - The Portable Door

Knock knock. (WOOD GROANS)

Oh before you do that,
can we just- - The Portable Door

Oh before you do that, can we just-

♪ Little Bitty Pretty One -
Thurston Harris ♪ - The Portable Door

♪ Little Bitty Pretty One - Thurston Harris ♪

I have to tell you- - The Portable Door

I have to tell you-

(CHUCKLING) - The Portable Door

Look at that. Amazing.
- It's so cool. - The Portable Door

Look at that. Amazing. - It's so cool.

The Portable Door poster

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Two lowly interns at J.W. Wells and Co., a mysterious firm based in London, uncover a plot by their CEO to disrupt the ancient magical world with modern corporate practices.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Jeffrey Walker

Writer: Tom Holt, Leon Ford

Production: N/A

Genre: adventure, comedy, fantasy

Year: 2023

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.1

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 07 Apr 2023

Awards: 1 win & 4 nominations

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