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If it wasn't for goblins
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The Portable Door

If it wasn't for goblins, you'd still be pickingfleas off each other's backs and clubbing...

If it wasn't for goblins, you'd still be picking
fleas off each other's backs and clubbing your food
to death with a jawbone

Full Transcript

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If it wasn't for goblins,
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you'd still be picking fleas off each other's backs
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and clubbing your food to death with a jawbone.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
01:25:56
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
adventure, comedy, fantasy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Two lowly interns at J.W. Wells and Co., a mysterious firm based in London, uncover a plot by their CEO to disrupt the ancient magical world with modern corporate practices.
It's after hours, Mr Wells. I have it under control. - The Portable Door 00:05
It's after hours, Mr Wells. I have it under control.
Oh, what would you have done? Drooled them into submission? - The Portable Door 00:06
Oh, what would you have done? Drooled them into submission?
I'm not afraid of you. This is my domain down here. - The Portable Door 00:05
I'm not afraid of you. This is my domain down here.
A gutter-living Goblin challenging a Great Wizard? - The Portable Door 00:05
A gutter-living Goblin challenging a Great Wizard?
...you'd be nothing without us. Who would line up your clients? - The Portable Door 00:07
...you'd be nothing without us. Who would line up your ...
And what would you do? No jobs, nowhere to live. - The Portable Door 00:05
And what would you do? No jobs, nowhere to live.
No unlimited supply of delicious pigeons? - The Portable Door 00:06
No unlimited supply of delicious pigeons?
(GROWLS) (ZAP) - The Portable Door 00:07
(GROWLS) (ZAP)
Who closes the door, keeps the door. - The Portable Door 00:10
Who closes the door, keeps the door.
You can't get anywhere. Unless you have it, you can't leave. - The Portable Door 00:05
You can't get anywhere. Unless you have it, you can...
What's going on, Paul? (GASP) - The Portable Door 00:07
What's going on, Paul? (GASP)
So one of these must be a way out. (SNEEZES) - The Portable Door 00:06
So one of these must be a way out. (SNEEZES)
I have a contract, - The Portable Door 00:06
I have a contract,
You have a contract for Humphrey Wells' soul - The Portable Door 00:06
You have a contract for Humphrey Wells' soul
(LOW, OMINOUS MUSIC BUILDS) - The Portable Door 00:10
(LOW, OMINOUS MUSIC BUILDS)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS) - The Portable Door 00:18
(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)
Pull your case you horrid, little corgi! - The Portable Door 00:06
Pull your case you horrid, little corgi!
So Humphrey used the Portable Door to get my soul - The Portable Door 00:06
So Humphrey used the Portable Door to get my soul
Very simple trick, really. I shouldn't have fallen for it. - The Portable Door 00:05
Very simple trick, really. I shouldn't have fallen for ...
It's the only place to hold a Great Wizard. - The Portable Door 00:06
It's the only place to hold a Great Wizard.