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It's Monty, and if I had my way
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The Portable Door

It's Monty, and if I had my way, I'd shtonk that Humphreyin the uhab

It's Monty, and if I had my way, I'd shtonk that Humphrey
in the uhab

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It's Monty, and if I had my way,
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I'd shtonk that Humphrey in the uhab.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
01:36:38
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
adventure, comedy, fantasy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Two lowly interns at J.W. Wells and Co., a mysterious firm based in London, uncover a plot by their CEO to disrupt the ancient magical world with modern corporate practices.
(LOW, TENSE MUSIC) (GROANING) - The Portable Door 00:05
(LOW, TENSE MUSIC) (GROANING)
(GRUNTS) - The Portable Door 00:09
(GRUNTS)
Humphrey, this is completely against the Magicians' Code of Conduct. - The Portable Door 00:05
Humphrey, this is completely against the Magicians' Cod...
Seems my father's not as powerful as he thought he was. - The Portable Door 00:06
Seems my father's not as powerful as he thought he was.
This company was behind the moon landing, the splitting of the atom. - The Portable Door 00:07
This company was behind the moon landing, the splitting of t...
Are humans still ruining everything? Of course they are. - The Portable Door 00:05
Are humans still ruining everything? Of course they are.
Do they realise what we do for them? - The Portable Door 00:05
Do they realise what we do for them?
I will continue my plan alone - The Portable Door 00:09
I will continue my plan alone
Yeah, rebellion's over. You're all going to the Nether. - The Portable Door 00:06
Yeah, rebellion's over. You're all going to the Ne...
I want you to bring that damned contract over to me. - The Portable Door 00:06
I want you to bring that damned contract over to me.
I want you to bring my soul over to me. - The Portable Door 00:06
I want you to bring my soul over to me.
And I will hold it in front of my Father's fading eyes. - The Portable Door 00:07
And I will hold it in front of my Father's fading eyes.
Because the last thing you will see is the end of your hold over me. - The Portable Door 00:06
Because the last thing you will see is the end of your hold ...
No, sorry, can't understand. Did anyone understand what- - The Portable Door 00:07
No, sorry, can't understand. Did anyone understand what...
SOPHIE: ' Paul. ' - The Portable Door 00:10
SOPHIE: ' Paul. '
In the Nether, with all those doors. ' - The Portable Door 00:06
In the Nether, with all those doors. '
Make your own door, Paul. ' - The Portable Door 00:08
Make your own door, Paul. '
(MUSIC FADES, ENDS) - The Portable Door 00:08
(MUSIC FADES, ENDS)
He's... vanished. - The Portable Door 00:09
He's... vanished.
(MUZAK PLAYING FAINTLY) - The Portable Door 00:12
(MUZAK PLAYING FAINTLY)