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The Portable Door

Why waste our precious timehelping ungrateful sods who are just going to die anyway?

Why waste our precious time
helping ungrateful sods who are just going to die anyway?

Full Transcript

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Why waste our precious time helping ungrateful sods
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who are just going to die anyway?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:59
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
adventure, comedy, fantasy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Two lowly interns at J.W. Wells and Co., a mysterious firm based in London, uncover a plot by their CEO to disrupt the ancient magical world with modern corporate practices.
We were just about to launch Operation Fine Print - The Portable Door 00:13
We were just about to launch Operation Fine Print
And now, only you, Paul, can put us back on track. - The Portable Door 00:07
And now, only you, Paul, can put us back on track.
His parents, they're barely even aware he's alive. - The Portable Door 00:05
His parents, they're barely even aware he's alive.
Their house was hardly ever clean - The Portable Door 00:07
Their house was hardly ever clean
You know he presented as a warm and gentle leader, - The Portable Door 00:07
You know he presented as a warm and gentle leader,
When I was 12, he sat me down, put a pen in my hand, - The Portable Door 00:09
When I was 12, he sat me down, put a pen in my hand,
"I, Humphrey Wells promise very hard - The Portable Door 00:10
"I, Humphrey Wells promise very hard
And if I do, my soul will be his." - The Portable Door 00:09
And if I do, my soul will be his."
Forced me to be the obedient, dutiful son. - The Portable Door 00:05
Forced me to be the obedient, dutiful son.
What kind of father needs an insurance against his own son! - The Portable Door 00:05
What kind of father needs an insurance against his own son!
(BLOWS NOSE) - The Portable Door 00:05
(BLOWS NOSE)
Can I trust you, Paul Carpenter - The Portable Door 00:08
Can I trust you, Paul Carpenter
I mean, I'm number 59, but yes. I think you can trust me. Yes. - The Portable Door 00:06
I mean, I'm number 59, but yes. I think you can trust m...
Something not only dear to me, but immeasurably valuable. - The Portable Door 00:06
Something not only dear to me, but immeasurably valuable.
Oh. That's no good. Where did you last see it? - The Portable Door 00:06
Oh. That's no good. Where did you last see it?
It's one of the most powerful and coveted items ever to exist. - The Portable Door 00:05
It's one of the most powerful and coveted items ever to...
The trouble is, it has the ability to disguise itself. - The Portable Door 00:05
The trouble is, it has the ability to disguise itself.
But it will refuse to be found, - The Portable Door 00:07
But it will refuse to be found,
Pretend I'm not looking for it- -I put all my trust in you. - The Portable Door 00:06
Pretend I'm not looking for it- -I put all my trust in ...
Portable? - You're not to share this with anyone. - The Portable Door 00:05
Portable? - You're not to share this with anyone.