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"The Poseidon Adventure" quotes

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When their ocean liner capsizes, a group of passengers struggle to survive and escape.

Director: Ronald Neame
Writer: Paul Gallico, Stirling Silliphant, Wendell Mayes
Production: N/A
Year: 1972
MetaScore: 70/100
ImdbRating: 7.1
BoxOffice: $84,563,118
Released: 13 Dec 1972
Awards: Won 2 Oscars. 5 wins & 13 nominations total
What do you want us to do - The Poseidon Adventure 00:25 What do you want us to do Are you gonna give us a hand - The Poseidon Adventure 00:47 Are you gonna give us a hand Belle would have signalled - The Poseidon Adventure 00:31 Belle would have signalled He only invited us because you're a Detective Lieutenant - The Poseidon Adventure 00:41 He only invited us because you're a Detective... You son of a bitch - The Poseidon Adventure 00:32 You son of a bitch Your brother's dead - The Poseidon Adventure 00:09 Your brother's dead I saw a young officer on deck the other day - The Poseidon Adventure 00:43 I saw a young officer on deck the other day What more do you want of us - The Poseidon Adventure 00:42 What more do you want of us Oh God not this woman - The Poseidon Adventure 00:12 Oh God not this woman You took from me - The Poseidon Adventure 00:12 You took from me For Christ's sake - The Poseidon Adventure 00:24 For Christ's sake How long will we stay afloat - The Poseidon Adventure 00:15 How long will we stay afloat So what resolution should we make for the new year - The Poseidon Adventure 00:24 So what resolution should we make for the new year You had a lot of guts lady - The Poseidon Adventure 00:10 You had a lot of guts lady It seems to be piling up in those shallows - The Poseidon Adventure 00:14 It seems to be piling up in those shallows Don't be a smartass - The Poseidon Adventure 00:18 Don't be a smartass If you don't come with us - The Poseidon Adventure 00:11 If you don't come with us I want to stay with her a little longer - The Poseidon Adventure 00:12 I want to stay with her a little longer You sound like you come from the slum or something - The Poseidon Adventure 00:11 You sound like you come from the slum or something Give her your shirt - The Poseidon Adventure 00:15 Give her your shirt Can you help me - The Poseidon Adventure 00:33 Can you help me I once helped my dad pull in a 600 pound swordfish in Hawaii - The Poseidon Adventure 00:14 I once helped my dad pull in a 600 pound swordfish in Hawaii I miss something - The Poseidon Adventure 00:22 I miss something I'm going next - The Poseidon Adventure 00:14 I'm going next You see Mr Scott in the water I'm a very skinny lady - The Poseidon Adventure 00:07 You see Mr Scott in the water I'm a very skinny lady Why don't you shove it - The Poseidon Adventure 00:13 Why don't you shove it You think I'm planning on being careless - The Poseidon Adventure 00:09 You think I'm planning on being careless I started to believe in your promises - The Poseidon Adventure 00:13 I started to believe in your promises This is no goddamn engine room - The Poseidon Adventure 00:52 This is no goddamn engine room What'll I tell the others - The Poseidon Adventure 00:14 What'll I tell the others I did not suggest full ahead - The Poseidon Adventure 00:45 I did not suggest full ahead We've turned over - The Poseidon Adventure 00:09 We've turned over LINDA Will you shut up I'm busy in here - The Poseidon Adventure 00:13 LINDA Will you shut up I'm busy in here Maybe we can get to them - The Poseidon Adventure 00:32 Maybe we can get to them What else do I need - The Poseidon Adventure 00:52 What else do I need Oh shoot me Mike For chrissake just shoot me - The Poseidon Adventure 00:12 Oh shoot me Mike For chrissake just shoot me It's the first vacation we've had since we got married - The Poseidon Adventure 00:14 It's the first vacation we've had since we got... Just because that deck flooded doesn't mean this one will - The Poseidon Adventure 00:13 Just because that deck flooded doesn't mean this one... Linda honey you all right Hi - The Poseidon Adventure 00:11 Linda honey you all right Hi Sparks Yes sir - The Poseidon Adventure 00:12 Sparks Yes sir She has this illusion - The Poseidon Adventure 00:30 She has this illusion You Preacher - The Poseidon Adventure 00:31 You Preacher God is pretty busy - The Poseidon Adventure 01:00 God is pretty busy This is a bunch of crap We're sinking Nothing will keep us from drowning - The Poseidon Adventure 00:14 This is a bunch of crap We're sinking Nothing will keep... That's not true It is true you pompous ass - The Poseidon Adventure 00:14 That's not true It is true you pompous ass Oh Jesus - The Poseidon Adventure 00:07 Oh Jesus Oh my God - The Poseidon Adventure 00:04 Oh my God Who's not dying - The Poseidon Adventure 00:08 Who's not dying C'mon get up this goddamned ramp - The Poseidon Adventure 00:12 C'mon get up this goddamned ramp You irresponsible bastard - The Poseidon Adventure 00:07 You irresponsible bastard Will you get in that bathroom I want to see the propeller shaft - The Poseidon Adventure 00:13 Will you get in that bathroom I want to see the propeller... Is there nothing more you can do with those stabilizers - The Poseidon Adventure 00:29 Is there nothing more you can do with those stabilizers What'll we do goddamn it What'll we do - The Poseidon Adventure 00:09 What'll we do goddamn it What'll we do It comes from caring - The Poseidon Adventure 00:08 It comes from caring All you need is a pretty wife - The Poseidon Adventure 00:15 All you need is a pretty wife I can't swim - The Poseidon Adventure 00:11 I can't swim We must stay until help arrives - The Poseidon Adventure 00:24 We must stay until help arrives That preacher was right - The Poseidon Adventure 00:08 That preacher was right Chief here go ahead - The Poseidon Adventure 00:29 Chief here go ahead So that's the cat this ship is named after - The Poseidon Adventure 00:19 So that's the cat this ship is named after You weren't on the streets that long - The Poseidon Adventure 00:23 You weren't on the streets that long I said don't look down - The Poseidon Adventure 00:16 I said don't look down Nonnie - The Poseidon Adventure 00:33 Nonnie Come here you lousy cop - The Poseidon Adventure 00:04 Come here you lousy cop What will we drink to - The Poseidon Adventure 01:06 What will we drink to Will you shut up - The Poseidon Adventure 00:12 Will you shut up A fat woman like me cannot climb - The Poseidon Adventure 00:07 A fat woman like me cannot climb What else could you do - The Poseidon Adventure 00:13 What else could you do I think what I don't like about you Scott is your attitude - The Poseidon Adventure 00:19 I think what I don't like about you Scott is your... John use your church for something more than prayer - The Poseidon Adventure 00:15 John use your church for something more than prayer L always thought l was gonna catch it in some tenement by some criminal - The Poseidon Adventure 00:10 L always thought l was gonna catch it in some tenement by... Would you like to dance - The Poseidon Adventure 00:14 Would you like to dance There's nobody alive but us - The Poseidon Adventure 00:13 There's nobody alive but us Linda you hear me - The Poseidon Adventure 00:14 Linda you hear me Where the hell have you been - The Poseidon Adventure 00:12 Where the hell have you been I think what I don't like about you - The Poseidon Adventure 00:19 I think what I don't like about you Get down on your  knees  and pray to God for help - The Poseidon Adventure 00:13 Get down on your knees and pray to God for help L'll tell you one thing it means - The Poseidon Adventure 00:20 L'll tell you one thing it means I rather fancy it - The Poseidon Adventure 00:12 I rather fancy it Can't you see the morning after - The Poseidon Adventure 00:46 Can't you see the morning after There's something different up there than there is from down here - The Poseidon Adventure 00:21 There's something different up there than there is from... Lt looks like vitamin E to me - The Poseidon Adventure 00:14 Lt looks like vitamin E to me He really runs the ship - The Poseidon Adventure 00:19 He really runs the ship At first we don't think it's possible - The Poseidon Adventure 00:36 At first we don't think it's possible Your place is with the living - The Poseidon Adventure 00:24 Your place is with the living Brandy rope ax We found these - The Poseidon Adventure 00:06 Brandy rope ax We found these We can save ourselves - The Poseidon Adventure 00:15 We can save ourselves TEDDY Please - The Poseidon Adventure 01:17 TEDDY Please I'm going to the engine room - The Poseidon Adventure 00:14 I'm going to the engine room

Cast

Reverend Scott - Gene Hackman
Mike Rogo - Ernest Borgnine
James Martin - Red Buttons
Nonnie Parry - Carol Lynley