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Priest: Find yourselves a decent person who isn't a communist. If Neruda doesn't believe in God, why should God believe in Neruda? What sort of witness would he be?
Mario Ruoppolo: God never said a communist can't be a witness at a wedding. I'm not getting married then.
Beatrice Russo: You're more interested in Neruda as a witness than me as your wife.
Mario Ruoppolo: My darling, Neruda's a Catholic. I know he's a Catholic.
Priest: In Russia, communists eat babies. How can he be Catholic?
Beatrice Russo: He doesn't look the type.
Priest: Neruda has a pretty wife. He's getting on and he has no children. How do you explain that?
Mario Ruoppolo: So according to you, Don Pablo ate his kids?
Priest: Who knows?
Mario Ruoppolo: God never said a communist can't be a witness at a wedding. I'm not getting married then.
Beatrice Russo: You're more interested in Neruda as a witness than me as your wife.
Mario Ruoppolo: My darling, Neruda's a Catholic. I know he's a Catholic.
Priest: In Russia, communists eat babies. How can he be Catholic?
Beatrice Russo: He doesn't look the type.
Priest: Neruda has a pretty wife. He's getting on and he has no children. How do you explain that?
Mario Ruoppolo: So according to you, Don Pablo ate his kids?
Priest: Who knows?
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Find yourselves a decent person who isn't a communist
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If Neruda doesn't believe in God why should God believe in Neruda
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What sort of witness would he be
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God never said a communist can't be a witness at a wedding
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I'm not getting married then
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You're more interested in Neruda as a witness than me as your wife
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My darling
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Neruda's a Catholic
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I know he's a Catholic
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In Russia communists eat babies How can he be Catholic
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He doesn't look the type
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Yes but Neruda has a pretty wife
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He's getting old and he has no children How do you explain that
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So according to you Don Pablo ate his kids
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Who knows
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Movie Summary
A simple Italian postman learns to love poetry while delivering mail to a famous poet, and then uses this to woo local beauty Beatrice.
