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"The Princess Bride" quotes

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In this enchantingly cracked fairy tale, the beautiful Princess Buttercup and the dashing Westley must overcome staggering odds to find happiness amid six-fingered swordsmen, murderous princes, Sicilians and rodents of unusual size. But even death can't stop these true lovebirds from triumphing.

Director: Rob Reiner
Writer: William Goldman
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, family, fantasy, comedy, romance
Year: 1987
MetaScore: 77/100
ImdbRating: 8.0
BoxOffice: $30,857,814
Released: 09 Oct 1987
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 7 wins & 10 nominations total

133 video clips

Inigo MontoyaWestleyYellinThe Princess BrideVizziniPrince HumperdinckMiracle MaxFezzikThe Impressive ClergymanThe GrandsonValerieCount RugenThe AlbinoThe KingThe QueenThe Ancient BooerThe Assistant Brute
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I've seen worse - The Princess Bride 00:10 I've seen worse Leave the third for questioning - The Princess Bride 00:20 Leave the third for questioning Mawwige is whut bwings us togevveh today - The Princess Bride 00:36 Mawwige is whut bwings us togevveh today My father's final words were - The Princess Bride 00:13 My father's final words were My men are here - The Princess Bride 00:17 My men are here My sweet Westley - The Princess Bride 00:20 My sweet Westley Never happened - The Princess Bride 00:55 Never happened Not one couple in a century has that chance - The Princess Bride 00:50 Not one couple in a century has that chance Please consider me as an alternative to suicide - The Princess Bride 00:17 Please consider me as an alternative to suicide She is alive - The Princess Bride 00:25 She is alive She doesn't get eaten by the eels at this time - The Princess Bride 00:47 She doesn't get eaten by the eels at this time So I may kill him - The Princess Bride 00:46 So I may kill him Someone has beaten a Giant - The Princess Bride 00:23 Someone has beaten a Giant Television was called 'a book - The Princess Bride 00:13 Television was called 'a book That was a warning - The Princess Bride 00:29 That was a warning That's a miracle pill - The Princess Bride 00:42 That's a miracle pill That's right - The Princess Bride 01:24 That's right The man in black - The Princess Bride 00:58 The man in black The sot has spoken - The Princess Bride 00:11 The sot has spoken There will be blood tonight - The Princess Bride 00:13 There will be blood tonight They're kissing again - The Princess Bride 00:19 They're kissing again We are but poor - The Princess Bride 00:37 We are but poor We'll head straight for the Guilder frontier - The Princess Bride 00:53 We'll head straight for the Guilder frontier We'll wait until you are ready - The Princess Bride 00:13 We'll wait until you are ready Westley didn't reach his destination - The Princess Bride 00:47 Westley didn't reach his destination What I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak - The Princess Bride 00:38 What I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak Where am I - The Princess Bride 01:52 Where am I Where are you - The Princess Bride 01:07 Where are you Where is the Man in Black - The Princess Bride 00:22 Where is the Man in Black Why do you do this - The Princess Bride 01:26 Why do you do this Why won't you hold me - The Princess Bride 00:25 Why won't you hold me Will you ever forgive me - The Princess Bride 01:26 Will you ever forgive me You be careful - The Princess Bride 00:17 You be careful You just shook your head - The Princess Bride 00:38 You just shook your head A month from now - The Princess Bride 00:17 A month from now After 20 years - The Princess Bride 00:42 After 20 years And as they reached for each other - The Princess Bride 00:28 And as they reached for each other But how will you capture us - The Princess Bride 00:40 But how will you capture us Come along - The Princess Bride 00:17 Come along Do you know what that sound is - The Princess Bride 00:58 Do you know what that sound is Excuse me - The Princess Bride 00:15 Excuse me He didn't mean dead - The Princess Bride 01:27 He didn't mean dead He wanted to retire - The Princess Bride 01:33 He wanted to retire Hello there - The Princess Bride 00:33 Hello there He's right on top of us - The Princess Bride 00:22 He's right on top of us How long do we have to wait - The Princess Bride 00:41 How long do we have to wait Humperdinck - The Princess Bride 00:49 Humperdinck I am the Dread Pirate Roberts - The Princess Bride 00:55 I am the Dread Pirate Roberts I am waiting for Vizzini - The Princess Bride 00:17 I am waiting for Vizzini I am waiting for you - The Princess Bride 00:32 I am waiting for you I could not bear it if you died again - The Princess Bride 01:06 I could not bear it if you died again You mocked me once - The Princess Bride 00:18 You mocked me once You must be that little Spanish brat I taught a lesson to all those years ago - The Princess Bride 00:47 You must be that little Spanish brat I taught a lesson to... You never said anything about killing anyone - The Princess Bride 02:10 You never said anything about killing anyone Kill me quickly - The Princess Bride 00:44 Kill me quickly You were supposed to be this Colossus - The Princess Bride 00:57 You were supposed to be this Colossus You truly love each other - The Princess Bride 01:43 You truly love each other Your pig fiance is too late - The Princess Bride 00:13 Your pig fiance is too late You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance - The Princess Bride 00:27 You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance I do not budge - The Princess Bride 00:14 I do not budge I don't swim - The Princess Bride 00:17 I don't swim I hope we win - The Princess Bride 00:10 I hope we win I just figured why you give me so much trouble - The Princess Bride 01:18 I just figured why you give me so much trouble I suppose you think you're brave - The Princess Bride 00:18 I suppose you think you're brave I will never love again - The Princess Bride 00:12 I will never love again If we only had a wheelbarrow - The Princess Bride 00:43 If we only had a wheelbarrow If you'll release me - The Princess Bride 00:35 If you'll release me Is everybody out - The Princess Bride 00:24 Is everybody out It took me half a lifetime to invent it - The Princess Bride 02:30 It took me half a lifetime to invent it We'll never survive - The Princess Bride 00:09 We'll never survive My name is Inigo Montoya - The Princess Bride 00:18 My name is Inigo Montoya Give us the gate key - The Princess Bride 00:26 Give us the gate key You mock my pain - The Princess Bride 00:24 You mock my pain I think he like to scream at us - The Princess Bride 00:52 I think he like to scream at us You keep using that word - The Princess Bride 00:24 You keep using that word I can't compete with you physically - The Princess Bride 00:30 I can't compete with you physically Is very strange - The Princess Bride 00:52 Is very strange No one of consequence - The Princess Bride 00:11 No one of consequence Where is the poison - The Princess Bride 07:54 Where is the poison First things first - The Princess Bride 03:53 First things first I promise I will not kill you until you reach the top - The Princess Bride 01:11 I promise I will not kill you until you reach the top You mean you wish to surrender to me - The Princess Bride 00:19 You mean you wish to surrender to me Beat it or I'll call the Brute Squad - The Princess Bride 00:23 Beat it or I'll call the Brute Squad I donna suppose you could speed things up - The Princess Bride 00:55 I donna suppose you could speed things up You've done nothing but study swordplay - The Princess Bride 01:28 You've done nothing but study swordplay We'll never succeed - The Princess Bride 01:16 We'll never succeed I do not mean to pry - The Princess Bride 00:35 I do not mean to pry Why do you wear a mask - The Princess Bride 00:44 Why do you wear a mask I'll most likely kill you in the morning - The Princess Bride 00:18 I'll most likely kill you in the morning
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Cast

Westley - Cary Elwes
Inigo Montoya - Mandy Patinkin
Prince Humperdinck - Chris Sarandon
Count Rugen - Christopher Guest
Vizzini - Wallace Shawn
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