"The Princess Bride" quotes

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While homesick in bed, a young boy's grandfather reads him the story of a farmboy-turned-pirate who encounters numerous obstacles, enemies and allies in his quest to be reunited with his tru... Read all

Director: Rob Reiner
Writer: William Goldman
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, family, fantasy
Year: 1987
MetaScore: 77/100
ImdbRating: 8.0
BoxOffice: $30,857,814
Released: 09 Oct 1987
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 7 wins & 10 nominations total

139 Clips

What's the matter - The Princess Bride 00:31
What's the matter
You are wonderful - The Princess Bride 00:40
You are wonderful
You can't hurt me - The Princess Bride 01:07
You can't hurt me
I challenge you to a battle of wits - The Princess Bride 00:15
I challenge you to a battle of wits
He will stop Humperdinck's wedding - The Princess Bride 00:48
He will stop Humperdinck's wedding
You finally did something right - The Princess Bride 00:10
You finally did something right
And tomato sandwich - The Princess Bride 00:44
And tomato sandwich
There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world - The Princess Bride 00:26
There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world
Your princess is quite a winning creature - The Princess Bride 02:42
Your princess is quite a winning creature
You are sure nobody's followed us - The Princess Bride 01:19
You are sure nobody's followed us
We are men of action - The Princess Bride 00:11
We are men of action
What was that for - The Princess Bride 00:18
What was that for
And I'll never see you again - The Princess Bride 00:36
And I'll never see you again
My father was slaughtered by a six fingered man - The Princess Bride 02:14
My father was slaughtered by a six fingered man
Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years - The Princess Bride 00:55
Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those...
Pick up one of those rocks - The Princess Bride 00:54
Pick up one of those rocks
For the last time - The Princess Bride 00:16
For the last time
You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen - The Princess Bride 00:20
You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen
You are using Bonetti's Defense against me - The Princess Bride 00:59
You are using Bonetti's Defense against me
What he meant was - The Princess Bride 01:52
What he meant was
Since the invention of the kiss - The Princess Bride 00:31
Since the invention of the kiss
Can you move at all - The Princess Bride 00:20
Can you move at all
Are you just fiddling around with me or what - The Princess Bride 00:24
Are you just fiddling around with me or what
I'm not a witch - The Princess Bride 00:30
I'm not a witch
I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake - The Princess Bride 00:11
I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake
No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Westley - The Princess Bride 00:19
No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Westley
I will always come for you - The Princess Bride 00:30
I will always come for you
You rush a miracle man - The Princess Bride 00:20
You rush a miracle man
We face each other as God intended - The Princess Bride 01:11
We face each other as God intended
Have fun stormin' da castle - The Princess Bride 00:11
Have fun stormin' da castle
It's not that bad - The Princess Bride 00:13
It's not that bad
You're the Dread Pirate Roberts - The Princess Bride 00:50
You're the Dread Pirate Roberts
Why am I on this wall - The Princess Bride 01:44
Why am I on this wall
I told you I would always come for you - The Princess Bride 00:47
I told you I would always come for you
I will never doubt again - The Princess Bride 00:46
I will never doubt again
Why won't my arms move - The Princess Bride 00:21
Why won't my arms move
It was ten days to the wedding - The Princess Bride 00:48
It was ten days to the wedding
Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today - The Princess Bride 00:50
Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today
You got any money - The Princess Bride 00:58
You got any money
Maybe you could come over and read it again to me tomorrow - The Princess Bride 00:12
Maybe you could come over and read it again to me tomorrow
He probably owes you money huh - The Princess Bride 01:11
He probably owes you money huh
I'll most likely kill you in the morning - The Princess Bride 00:18
I'll most likely kill you in the morning
Why do you wear a mask - The Princess Bride 00:44
Why do you wear a mask
I do not mean to pry - The Princess Bride 00:35
I do not mean to pry
We'll never succeed - The Princess Bride 01:16
We'll never succeed
You've done nothing but study swordplay - The Princess Bride 01:28
You've done nothing but study swordplay
I donna suppose you could speed things up - The Princess Bride 00:55
I donna suppose you could speed things up
Beat it or I'll call the Brute Squad - The Princess Bride 00:23
Beat it or I'll call the Brute Squad
You mean you wish to surrender to me - The Princess Bride 00:19
You mean you wish to surrender to me
I promise I will not kill you until you reach the top - The Princess Bride 01:11
I promise I will not kill you until you reach the top
First things first - The Princess Bride 03:53
First things first
Where is the poison - The Princess Bride 07:54
Where is the poison
No one of consequence - The Princess Bride 00:11
No one of consequence
Is very strange - The Princess Bride 00:52
Is very strange
I can't compete with you physically - The Princess Bride 00:30
I can't compete with you physically
You keep using that word - The Princess Bride 00:24
You keep using that word
I think he like to scream at us - The Princess Bride 00:52
I think he like to scream at us
You mock my pain - The Princess Bride 00:24
You mock my pain
Give us the gate key - The Princess Bride 00:26
Give us the gate key
My name is Inigo Montoya - The Princess Bride 00:18
My name is Inigo Montoya
We'll never survive - The Princess Bride 00:09
We'll never survive
It took me half a lifetime to invent it - The Princess Bride 02:30
It took me half a lifetime to invent it
Is everybody out - The Princess Bride 00:24
Is everybody out
INCONCEIVABLE - The Princess Bride 00:10
INCONCEIVABLE
If you'll release me - The Princess Bride 00:35
If you'll release me
If we only had a wheelbarrow - The Princess Bride 00:43
If we only had a wheelbarrow
I will never love again - The Princess Bride 00:12
I will never love again
I suppose you think you're brave - The Princess Bride 00:18
I suppose you think you're brave
I just figured why you give me so much trouble - The Princess Bride 01:18
I just figured why you give me so much trouble
I hope we win - The Princess Bride 00:10
I hope we win
I don't swim - The Princess Bride 00:17
I don't swim
I do not budge - The Princess Bride 00:14
I do not budge
You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance - The Princess Bride 00:27
You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance
Your pig fiance is too late - The Princess Bride 00:13
Your pig fiance is too late
You truly love each other - The Princess Bride 01:43
You truly love each other
You were supposed to be this Colossus - The Princess Bride 00:57
You were supposed to be this Colossus
Kill me quickly - The Princess Bride 00:44
Kill me quickly
You never said anything about killing anyone - The Princess Bride 02:10
You never said anything about killing anyone
You must be that little Spanish brat I taught a lesson to all those years ago - The Princess Bride 00:47
You must be that little Spanish brat I taught a lesson to...
You mocked me once - The Princess Bride 00:18
You mocked me once
I could not bear it if you died again - The Princess Bride 01:06
I could not bear it if you died again
I am waiting for you - The Princess Bride 00:32
I am waiting for you
I am waiting for Vizzini - The Princess Bride 00:17
I am waiting for Vizzini
I am the Dread Pirate Roberts - The Princess Bride 00:55
I am the Dread Pirate Roberts
Humperdinck - The Princess Bride 00:49
Humperdinck
How long do we have to wait - The Princess Bride 00:41
How long do we have to wait
He's right on top of us - The Princess Bride 00:22
He's right on top of us
Hello there - The Princess Bride 00:33
Hello there
He wanted to retire - The Princess Bride 01:33
He wanted to retire
He didn't mean dead - The Princess Bride 01:27
He didn't mean dead
Finish him - The Princess Bride 00:58
Finish him
Excuse me - The Princess Bride 00:15
Excuse me
Do you know what that sound is - The Princess Bride 00:58
Do you know what that sound is
Hear this now - The Princess Bride 00:31
Hear this now
Come along - The Princess Bride 00:17
Come along
But how will you capture us - The Princess Bride 00:40
But how will you capture us
As you wish - The Princess Bride 00:21
As you wish
And as they reached for each other - The Princess Bride 00:28
And as they reached for each other
After 20 years - The Princess Bride 00:42
After 20 years
A month from now - The Princess Bride 00:17
A month from now
You just shook your head - The Princess Bride 00:38
You just shook your head
You be careful - The Princess Bride 00:17
You be careful
Will you ever forgive me - The Princess Bride 01:26
Will you ever forgive me
Why won't you hold me - The Princess Bride 00:25
Why won't you hold me
Why do you do this - The Princess Bride 01:26
Why do you do this
Who are you - The Princess Bride 01:57
Who are you
Where is the Man in Black - The Princess Bride 00:22
Where is the Man in Black
Where are you - The Princess Bride 01:07
Where are you
Where am I - The Princess Bride 01:52
Where am I
What I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak - The Princess Bride 00:38
What I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak
Westley didn't reach his destination - The Princess Bride 00:47
Westley didn't reach his destination
We'll wait until you are ready - The Princess Bride 00:13
We'll wait until you are ready
We'll head straight for the Guilder frontier - The Princess Bride 00:53
We'll head straight for the Guilder frontier
We are but poor - The Princess Bride 00:37
We are but poor
To the death - The Princess Bride 04:12
To the death
They're kissing again - The Princess Bride 00:19
They're kissing again
There will be blood tonight - The Princess Bride 00:13
There will be blood tonight
The sot has spoken - The Princess Bride 00:11
The sot has spoken
The man in black - The Princess Bride 00:58
The man in black
That's right - The Princess Bride 01:24
That's right
That's a miracle pill - The Princess Bride 00:42
That's a miracle pill
That Vizzini - The Princess Bride 01:05
That Vizzini
That was a warning - The Princess Bride 00:29
That was a warning
Television was called 'a book - The Princess Bride 00:13
Television was called 'a book
Sportsmanlike - The Princess Bride 01:18
Sportsmanlike
Someone has beaten a Giant - The Princess Bride 00:23
Someone has beaten a Giant
So I may kill him - The Princess Bride 00:46
So I may kill him
She doesn't get eaten by the eels at this time - The Princess Bride 00:47
She doesn't get eaten by the eels at this time
She is alive - The Princess Bride 00:25
She is alive
Please consider me as an alternative to suicide - The Princess Bride 00:17
Please consider me as an alternative to suicide
Nothing gave Buttercup as much pleasure as ordering Westley around - The Princess Bride 02:02
Nothing gave Buttercup as much pleasure as ordering Westley...
Not one couple in a century has that chance - The Princess Bride 00:50
Not one couple in a century has that chance
Never happened - The Princess Bride 00:55
Never happened
My sweet Westley - The Princess Bride 00:20
My sweet Westley
My men are here - The Princess Bride 00:17
My men are here
My father's final words were - The Princess Bride 00:13
My father's final words were
Mawwige is whut bwings us togevveh today - The Princess Bride 00:36
Mawwige is whut bwings us togevveh today
Leave the third for questioning - The Princess Bride 00:20
Leave the third for questioning
I've seen worse - The Princess Bride 00:10
I've seen worse

Cast

Westley - Cary Elwes
Inigo Montoya - Mandy Patinkin
Prince Humperdinck - Chris Sarandon
Count Rugen - Christopher Guest
Vizzini - Wallace Shawn
Fezzik - André the Giant
The Grandson - Fred Savage
The Princess Bride - Robin Wright
The Grandfather - Peter Falk
The Impressive Clergyman - Peter Cook
The Albino - Mel Smith
Valerie - Carol Kane
Miracle Max - Billy Crystal
The Queen - Anne Dyson
The Ancient Booer - Margery Mason
Yellin - Malcolm Storry
The King - Willoughby Gray
The Mother - Betsy Brantley
The Assistant Brute - Paul Badger
Rodent Of Unusual Size - Danny Blackner
- Sallie McLaughlin
Villager - Derek Pykett