Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years? The King's stinking son...
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Inigo Montoya:
Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?
Miracle Max:
The King's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed.
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What? What?
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Are you the Miracle Max
who worked for the king all those years?
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The king's stinking son fired me.
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And thank you so much
for bringing up such a painful subject.
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While you're at it, why don't you give me
a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?
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We're closed!
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Beat it, or I'll call the brute squad.
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- I'm on the brute squad.
- You are the brute squad.
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We need a miracle. It's very important.
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Look, I'm retired.
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And besides, why would you want someone
the king's stinking son fired?
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I might kill whoever you wanted me
to miracle.
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He's already dead.
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He is, huh? I'll take a look. Bring him in.
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I've seen worse.
Clip duration: 55 seconds
Views: 402
Timestamp in movie: 01h 10m 34s
Uploaded: 30 August, 2021
Genres: adventure, family, fantasy, comedy, romance
Summary: In this enchantingly cracked fairy tale, the beautiful Princess Buttercup and the dashing Westley must overcome staggering odds to find happiness amid six-fingered swordsmen, murderous princes, Sicilians and rodents of unusual size. But even death can't stop these true lovebirds from triumphing.
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