First things first, to the death. No. To the pain. I don't think I'm quite familiar with...
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Prince Humperdinck:
First things first, to the death.
Westley:
No. To the pain.
Prince Humperdinck:
I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
Westley:
I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.
Prince Humperdinck:
That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.
Westley:
It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.
Prince Humperdinck:
And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
Westley:
I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.
Prince Humperdinck:
And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it.
Westley:
WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what "to the pain means." It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
Prince Humperdinck:
I think you're bluffing.
Westley:
It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all.
[slowly rises and points sword directly at the prince]
Westley:
DROP... YOUR... SWORD!
Prince Humperdinck:
[Humperdinck's mouth hangs open, drops sword to floor]
Transcript
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But first things first.
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- To the death.
- No!
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To the pain.
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I don't think I'm quite familiar
with that phrase.
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I'll explain.
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And I'll use small words,
so that you'll be sure to understand,
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you warthog-faced buffoon.
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That may be the first time in my life
a man has dared insult me.
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It won't be the last.
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"To the pain" means the first thing you lose
will be your feet, below the ankles.
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Then your hands at the wrists.
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Next, your nose.
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And then my tongue, I suppose.
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I killed you too quickly the last time,
a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
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I wasn't finished!
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The next thing you lose will be your left eye,
followed by your right.
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And then my ears.
I understand. Let's get on with it.
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Wrong! Your ears you keep,
and I'll tell you why.
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So that every shriek of every child
at seeing your hideousness
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will be yours to cherish.
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Every babe that weeps at your approach,
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every woman who cries out,
"Dear God, what is that thing?"
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will echo in your perfect ears.
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That is what "to the pain" means.
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It means I leave you in anguish,
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wallowing in freakish misery forever.
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I think you're bluffing.
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It's possible, pig.
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I might be bluffing.
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It's conceivable,
you miserable, vomitous mass,
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that I'm only lying here
because I lack the strength to stand.
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Then again...
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perhaps I have the strength after all.
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Drop... your... sword.
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Have a seat.
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Tie him up.
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Make it as tight as you like.
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Oh!
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Where's Fezzik?
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- I thought he was with you.
- No.
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In that case...
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Help him.
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- Why does Westley need helping?
- Because he has no strength.
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I knew it. I knew you were bluffing.
I knew he was bluffing.
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- Shall I dispatch him for you?
- Thank you, but no.
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Whatever happens to us, I want him
to live a long life alone with his cowardice.
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Inigo! Inigo, where are you?
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Oh, there you are.
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Inigo, I saw the prince's stables,
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and there they were... four white horses.
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And I thought, there are four of us,
if we ever find the lady.
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Hello, lady.
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So I took them with me,
in case we ever bumped into each other.
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I guess we just did.
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Fezzik, you did something right.
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Don't worry. I won't let it go to my head.
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You know, it's very strange.
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I have been in the revenge business so long,
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now that it's over,
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I don't know what to do
with the rest of my life.
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Have you ever considered piracy?
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You'd make a wonderful
Dread Pirate Roberts.
Clip duration: 233 seconds
Views: 631
Timestamp in movie: 01h 28m 15s
Uploaded: 30 August, 2021
Genres: adventure, family, fantasy, comedy, romance
Summary: In this enchantingly cracked fairy tale, the beautiful Princess Buttercup and the dashing Westley must overcome staggering odds to find happiness amid six-fingered swordsmen, murderous princes, Sicilians and rodents of unusual size. But even death can't stop these true lovebirds from triumphing.
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