Where am I? The Pit of Despair! Don't even think... ... don't even think about trying to...

Westley: Where am I? The Albino: [raspy voice] The Pit of Despair! Don't even think... [clears throat] The Albino: ... don't even think about trying to escape. The chains are far too thick. Don't dream of being rescued, either; the only way in is secret. Only the Prince, the Count, and I know how to get in and out. Westley: So I'm here till I die? The Albino: Until they kill you, yeah. Westley: Then why bother curing me? The Albino: Well, the Prince and Count always insist on everyone being healthy before they're broken. Westley: So it's to be torture? The Albino: [nods enthusiastically] Westley: I can cope with torture. The Albino: [shakes head enthusiastically] Westley: Don't believe me? The Albino: You survived the Fire Swamp, so you must be very brave, but no one withstands The Machine.

Wait till I get going! - Where was I? - Australia. Yes. Australia. And you must have suspected I would've known the powder's origin. So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. - You're just stalling now. - You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong. So you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must've studied. And in studying, you must've learned that man is mortal. So you would've put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work. It has worked! You've given everything away! I know where the poison is! - Then make your choice. - I will, and I choose ‒ What in the world can that be? What? Where? I don't see anything. Well, I-I could've sworn I saw something. No matter. Hmm. - What's so funny? - I-I'll tell you in a minute. First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours. - You guessed wrong. - You only think I guessed wrong. That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia. But only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!