Oh, Wesley, will you ever forgive me? What hideous sin have you committed lately? I got...
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Buttercup:
Oh, Wesley, will you ever forgive me?
Westley:
What hideous sin have you committed lately?
Buttercup:
I got married. I didn't want to - it all happened so fast.
Westley:
Never happened.
Buttercup:
What?
Westley:
Never happened.
Buttercup:
But it did I was there; this old man said 'man and wife.'
Westley:
Did you say 'I do?'
Buttercup:
Um, no... we sort of skipped that part.
Buttercup, Westley:
Then you're not married. You didn't say it; you didn't do it.
Westley:
[to the Prince who has just entered the room]
Wouldn't you agree, Your Highness?
Prince Humperdinck:
A technicality that will shortly be remedied.
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Oh, Westley, will you ever forgive me?
What hideous sin have you committed lately?
I got married. I didn't want to.
It all happened so fast.
- It never happened.
- What?
- It never happened.
- But it did. I was there.
- This old man said, "Man and wife."
- Did you say, "I do"?
Uh, no. We sort of skipped that part.
Then you're not married.
If you didn't say it, you didn't do it.
Wouldn't you agree, Your Highness?
A technicality
that will shortly be remedied.
But first things first.
- To the death.
- No!
To the pain.
I don't think I'm quite familiar
with that phrase.
I'll explain.
And I'll use small words,
so that you'll be sure to understand,
you warthog-faced buffoon.
That may be the first time in my life
a man has dared insult me.
It won't be the last.
"To the pain" means the first thing you lose
will be your feet, below the ankles.
Then your hands at the wrists.
Next, your nose.
And then my tongue, I suppose.
I killed you too quickly the last time,
a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
I wasn't finished!
The next thing you lose will be your left eye,
followed by your right.
And then my ears.
I understand. Let's get on with it.
Clip duration: 86 seconds
Views: 370
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: adventure, family, fantasy, comedy, romance
Summary: In this enchantingly cracked fairy tale, the beautiful Princess Buttercup and the dashing Westley must overcome staggering odds to find happiness amid six-fingered swordsmen, murderous princes, Sicilians and rodents of unusual size. But even death can't stop these true lovebirds from triumphing.
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