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You never said anything about killing anyoneI've hired you to help me start a warIt's a prestigious line of workwith a long and glorious traditionI just don't think it's right killing an innocent
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The Princess Bride

Friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you...

Fezzik:
You never said anything about killing anyone.Vizzini:I've hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.Fezzik:I just don't think it's right, killing an innocent girl.Vizzini:Am I going MAD, or did the word "think" escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass.Inigo Montoya:I agree with Fezzik.Vizzini:Oh, the sot has spoken. What happens to her is not truly your concern. I will kill her. And remember this, never forget this: when I found you, you were so slobbering drunk, you couldn't buy brandy!Vizzini:And YOU: friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed, in Greenland?

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You never said anything about killing anyone
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I've hired you to help me start a war
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It's a prestigious line of work
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with a long and glorious tradition
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I just don't think it's right killing an innocent girl
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Am I going mad
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or did the word think escape your lips
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You were not hired for your brains
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you hippopotamic landmass
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I agree with Fezzik
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Oh the sot has spoken
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What happens to her is not truly your concern
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I will kill her And remember this
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Never forget this
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When I found you
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you were so slobbering drunk you couldn't buy brandy
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And you Friendless Brainless
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Helpless Hopeless
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Do you want me to send you back to where you were
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Unemployed In Greenland
Available in 17 languages
Duration
53 seconds
Views
3,388
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:21
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2026
Production
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Movie Summary

In this enchantingly cracked fairy tale, the beautiful Princess Buttercup and the dashing Westley must overcome staggering odds to find happiness amid six-fingered swordsmen, murderous princes, Sicilians and rodents of unusual size. But even death can't stop these true lovebirds from triumphing.

Actors

Wallace Shawn
Vizzini
Mandy Patinkin
Inigo Montoya
Cary Elwes
Westley