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Mia Thermopolis has just found out that she is the heir apparent to the throne of Genovia. With her friends Lilly and Michael Moscovitz in tow, she tries to navigate through the rest of her ... Read all

Director: Garry Marshall
Writer: Meg Cabot, Gina Wendkos
Production: N/A
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 52/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $108,248,956
Released: 03 Aug 2001
Awards: 3 wins & 11 nominations

120 Clips & Quotes

The real journey has just begun - The Princess Diaries 00:12
The real journey has just begun
These clothes just like the clothes she wears now - The Princess Diaries 00:15
These clothes just like the clothes she wears now
I want you deliver these to Mainland - The Princess Diaries 00:04
I want you deliver these to Mainland
Is she the same girl brother - The Princess Diaries 00:27
Is she the same girl brother
Ling is your Mom getting better - The Princess Diaries 00:06
Ling is your Mom getting better
What are you doing here - The Princess Diaries 00:06
What are you doing here
Yes new year is coming - The Princess Diaries 00:09
Yes new year is coming
Or become a princess too - The Princess Diaries 00:36
Or become a princess too
Not bad - The Princess Diaries 00:31
Not bad
Our Cyber Girl doesn't need - The Princess Diaries 00:34
Our Cyber Girl doesn't need
Just hang on I'm going to win the game - The Princess Diaries 00:04
Just hang on I'm going to win the game
Your Mom cooks - The Princess Diaries 00:17
Your Mom cooks
Are you sure of it - The Princess Diaries 00:10
Are you sure of it
Come on - The Princess Diaries 00:13
Come on
How about you Are you clear - The Princess Diaries 00:09
How about you Are you clear
I know whose mouth that is - The Princess Diaries 00:13
I know whose mouth that is
You get to know more about her world her history - The Princess Diaries 00:09
You get to know more about her world her history
Why don't you believe it - The Princess Diaries 00:29
Why don't you believe it
I still don't know what you want - The Princess Diaries 00:04
I still don't know what you want
I want to see you - The Princess Diaries 00:05
I want to see you
Not your old man's debts - The Princess Diaries 00:10
Not your old man's debts
One thousand bro pay it - The Princess Diaries 00:08
One thousand bro pay it
Come on in - The Princess Diaries 00:03
Come on in
What are you doing - The Princess Diaries 00:14
What are you doing
What are you doing here - The Princess Diaries 00:13
What are you doing here
Now what exactly you want - The Princess Diaries 00:35
Now what exactly you want
When will you stop playing I have to close the shop - The Princess Diaries 00:04
When will you stop playing I have to close the shop
You know why - The Princess Diaries 00:04
You know why
I like it - The Princess Diaries 00:06
I like it
Not that we are no good It's just him - The Princess Diaries 00:06
Not that we are no good It's just him
Come on in - The Princess Diaries 00:26
Come on in
I know You love to sleep - The Princess Diaries 00:05
I know You love to sleep
I'll take care of my problem myself - The Princess Diaries 00:14
I'll take care of my problem myself
OK Hands still - The Princess Diaries 00:35
OK Hands still
I still don't know what you want - The Princess Diaries 00:18
I still don't know what you want
He goes out and - The Princess Diaries 00:36
He goes out and
Three scars three boyfriends - The Princess Diaries 00:26
Three scars three boyfriends
And I won't be able to come - The Princess Diaries 00:36
And I won't be able to come
I don't like it broken - The Princess Diaries 00:36
I don't like it broken
Where are they - The Princess Diaries 00:36
Where are they
Who are you What are you doing here - The Princess Diaries 00:35
Who are you What are you doing here
You don't like it - The Princess Diaries 00:03
You don't like it
Why don't you believe it - The Princess Diaries 00:04
Why don't you believe it
So it is like my sons Daddy cooks - The Princess Diaries 00:36
So it is like my sons Daddy cooks
I like this the most - The Princess Diaries 00:13
I like this the most
OK do your own job Don't bother me - The Princess Diaries 00:21
OK do your own job Don't bother me
Goodbye Sir Bye - The Princess Diaries 00:05
Goodbye Sir Bye
I quit - The Princess Diaries 00:34
I quit
Sis sis - The Princess Diaries 00:28
Sis sis
Ling clean the tiles - The Princess Diaries 00:04
Ling clean the tiles
The others not coming - The Princess Diaries 00:21
The others not coming
She is so fierce - The Princess Diaries 00:11
She is so fierce
She speaks with the shadow playing hide and seek - The Princess Diaries 00:12
She speaks with the shadow playing hide and seek
You wanna hit me - The Princess Diaries 00:26
You wanna hit me
It is a navel ring - The Princess Diaries 00:04
It is a navel ring
Don't you mess with me - The Princess Diaries 00:13
Don't you mess with me
Where can we get the money - The Princess Diaries 00:19
Where can we get the money
Take a look around as you please - The Princess Diaries 00:05
Take a look around as you please
Where could she fly - The Princess Diaries 00:31
Where could she fly
But I can feel that - The Princess Diaries 00:14
But I can feel that
Where to - The Princess Diaries 00:10
Where to
To be a good girl - The Princess Diaries 00:07
To be a good girl
What do you want - The Princess Diaries 00:11
What do you want
Because she is princess d - The Princess Diaries 00:08
Because she is princess d
What are you looking for - The Princess Diaries 00:07
What are you looking for
He owes you money and makes you do things you dislike - The Princess Diaries 00:05
He owes you money and makes you do things you dislike
He goes out and - The Princess Diaries 00:18
He goes out and
Three is Cantonese - The Princess Diaries 00:30
Three is Cantonese
Is it true about your speech - The Princess Diaries 00:31
Is it true about your speech
Is your mom dating an undertaker - The Princess Diaries 00:14
Is your mom dating an undertaker
I'm still waiting for normal body parts to arrive - The Princess Diaries 00:21
I'm still waiting for normal body parts to arrive
If Amelia refuses to accept the throne - The Princess Diaries 00:37
If Amelia refuses to accept the throne
I love your eyebrows - The Princess Diaries 00:33
I love your eyebrows
I don't want to rule my own country - The Princess Diaries 00:21
I don't want to rule my own country
I don't feel protected - The Princess Diaries 00:48
I don't feel protected
You're morphing into one of them - The Princess Diaries 00:23
You're morphing into one of them
You'll never guess what Josh Bryant just asked me - The Princess Diaries 00:21
You'll never guess what Josh Bryant just asked me
I can't do this - The Princess Diaries 00:10
I can't do this
I beg your pardon - The Princess Diaries 00:28
I beg your pardon
How does my mother - The Princess Diaries 00:29
How does my mother
Hang up the phone - The Princess Diaries 00:57
Hang up the phone
Don't worry about me - The Princess Diaries 00:19
Don't worry about me
Don't always think you could get a ride with us and - The Princess Diaries 01:45
Don't always think you could get a ride with us and
Do you wear contact lenses - The Princess Diaries 00:30
Do you wear contact lenses
Do we have any problems - The Princess Diaries 00:22
Do we have any problems
Courage is not the absence of fear - The Princess Diaries 00:41
Courage is not the absence of fear
Can you please pretend you have a life for just one moment - The Princess Diaries 00:19
Can you please pretend you have a life for just one moment
Can we park a block away from school - The Princess Diaries 00:43
Can we park a block away from school
But what started out as innocent fun - The Princess Diaries 00:43
But what started out as innocent fun
But it sounds dangerous - The Princess Diaries 00:19
But it sounds dangerous
But that doesn't mean they're blind - The Princess Diaries 00:22
But that doesn't mean they're blind
Because you saw me when I was invisible - The Princess Diaries 00:15
Because you saw me when I was invisible
Back in formation - The Princess Diaries 00:19
Back in formation
And you look so - The Princess Diaries 00:10
And you look so
You are so lucky you don't know who your parents are - The Princess Diaries 00:18
You are so lucky you don't know who your parents are
Where is she going - The Princess Diaries 00:20
Where is she going
Where are you taking me - The Princess Diaries 00:29
Where are you taking me
Where are you going - The Princess Diaries 00:21
Where are you going
When I purchased the pumps - The Princess Diaries 00:51
When I purchased the pumps
What did you want to tell me - The Princess Diaries 00:32
What did you want to tell me
We don't slump like this - The Princess Diaries 00:12
We don't slump like this
Virtual homework may not be submitted for actual credit - The Princess Diaries 00:18
Virtual homework may not be submitted for actual credit
Today is my first official day as Princess of Genovia - The Princess Diaries 02:23
Today is my first official day as Princess of Genovia
Time for school - The Princess Diaries 00:19
Time for school
This is Grove Lions sayin' hi to you - The Princess Diaries 00:14
This is Grove Lions sayin' hi to you
This is getting us nowhere - The Princess Diaries 00:38
This is getting us nowhere
This is between a waltz and a tango - The Princess Diaries 00:14
This is between a waltz and a tango
This is as good as it's going to get - The Princess Diaries 00:14
This is as good as it's going to get
They put me on hold - The Princess Diaries 00:21
They put me on hold
The the three of us have to talk - The Princess Diaries 01:11
The the three of us have to talk
The flags allow me to park anywhere - The Princess Diaries 00:28
The flags allow me to park anywhere
That Backstreet Boy clone you've had a crush on for years - The Princess Diaries 00:25
That Backstreet Boy clone you've had a crush on for years
Somebody sat on me again - The Princess Diaries 00:12
Somebody sat on me again
Probably all I ever do is think about myself - The Princess Diaries 00:48
Probably all I ever do is think about myself
Okay I look like an asparagus - The Princess Diaries 00:17
Okay I look like an asparagus
No matter how many times you press that - The Princess Diaries 00:23
No matter how many times you press that
No longer does Mia stand for missing in action - The Princess Diaries 00:22
No longer does Mia stand for missing in action
Most kids hope for a car for their 16th birthday - The Princess Diaries 00:17
Most kids hope for a car for their 16th birthday
Mia Thermopolis is the daughter of local eclectic artist - The Princess Diaries 00:57
Mia Thermopolis is the daughter of local eclectic artist
Just because your hair sucks - The Princess Diaries 00:13
Just because your hair sucks

Cast

Queen Clarisse Renaldi - Julie Andrews
Mia Thermopolis - Anne Hathaway
Lilly Moscovitz - Heather Matarazzo
Lana Thomas - Mandy Moore
Mia's Mom, Helen - Caroline Goodall
Michael Moscovitz - Robert Schwartzman
Student Josh Bryant - Erik von Detten
Student Jeremiah Hart - Patrick John Flueger
Teacher Mr. O'Connell - Sean O'Bryan
Vice Principal Gupta - Sandra Oh
Charlotte Kutaway - Kathleen Marshall
Gym Teacher Harbula - Mindy Burbano
Music Teacher Wells (as Kim Leigh) - Kimleigh Smith
Cheerleader Anna - Elizabeth Gudenrath
Cheerleader Fontana - Bianca Lopez
Cheerleader Lupe - Tamara Levinson
Cable Show Student Melissa (as Lenore Thomas) - Lenore Thomas Douglas
Student Bobby Bad - Erik Bragg
Student Linda Green - Abigail Green-Dove
Student Meredith - Meredith Shevory
Newspaper Student Anita - Anita Marie Curran
Newspaper Student Korry - Korry Cannon
Singing Student Alice - Cassie Rowell
Beach Student - Chrissy Gilman
Lana's Date Eric - Todd Lowe
Coach Joe Ewe - Joe Unitas
Coach Dave Adams - Reggie Stanton
Prime Minister Motaz - Joel McCrary
Mrs. Motaz - Clare Sera
Daughter Marissa Motaz - Juliet Elizondo
Baron Siegfried von Troken - Greg Lewis
Baroness Joy von Troken - Bonnie Aarons
Emperor Sakamoto - Darwood Chung
Princess Palisades - Julie Paris
Scottish Duke - Jeff Michalski
Scottish Duchess - Erin O'Reilly
Count Vitello - Steve Restivo
Lady Lindenlaub - Brigitta Lauren
Lady Evergreen - Jane Morris
Lord Fricker - Gary Combs
Dinner Guest Adam - Adam Williams
State Dinner Waiter - Marvin Braverman
State Dinner Waiter (as Alan Kent) - Allan Kent
Consulate Valet Adolpho (as Bob Glaudini) - Robert Glaudini
Consulate Guard Darrell - Bill Ferrell
Consulate Maitre D' - Joe Ross
Consulate Waiter - Steve Totland
Limo Driver Mel - Charles Guardino
Gretchen - Sparrow Heatley
Helga - Gwenda Perez
Lady Jerome - Barbara Marshall
Lord Jerome - Sam Denoff
Press Secretary Spencer - Tracy Reiner
Band Leader Dawn Kawa - Dale Hikawa
Countess Puck - Daru Kawalkowski
Ball Guest Diane - Diane Frazen
Ball Guest Stanley - Stanley Frazen
Ball Guest Barbara (as Barbara J. Nabozny) - Barbara Nabozny
Ball Guest Dr. Glunk - Ira Glick
Lawyer Ball Guest - Sol Rosenthal
Lady Caroline - Hope Alexander-Willis
Father Joseph - Joe Allen Price
Neighbor Mr. Robutusen - Patrick Richwood
Cable Car Conductor Macintosh - John McGivern
Policeman Washington - Terry Brown
Doctor Motors - James Brown Orleans
Pizza Delivery Man - Rob Zylowski
Climbing Manager Schiavone - Karl Makinen
Climbing Instructor Vivian - Sunny Hawks
Cable Tourist - Kathy Garver
Trolley Tourist #2 - Mary Knoll
Trolley Tourist #1 - Jason Ashland
Umbrella Lady - Erika Young
Tour Bus Driver - Ethan Sandler
Autograph Father - Bill Fricker
Michael's Band Flypaper - Shan Elliot
Michael's Band Flypaper (as Harold Carter) - Trey Goodman Carter
Pear Juggler - Bud Markowitz
911 Nun - Michelle Yerger
911 Nun - Wendy S. Hallin
DJ Mark - Mark Thompson
DJ Brian (as Brian W. Phelps) - Brian Phelps
Kid Autograph Seeker - Lily Marshall-Fricker
Kid Autograph Seeker - Charlotte Marshall-Fricker
Suki Sanchez - Sandra Taylor
Nelson Davenport - Tom Hines
Teen Reporter Cassie - Nicholle Tom
Suki's Cameraman - Patrick Noonan
Beach Reporter Ali - Ali Gage
Beach Photographer - John Moran
Beach Reporter Tanya - Tanya DiFrancesco
Ball Reporter - Shannon Wilcox
Ball Reporter - Niloufar Safaie
Ball Reporter - Tonje Larsgard
Street Reporter - Flora Chong
Street Reporter - Rueben Grundy
Street Reporter - Gwen Holloway
Twin Reporter - Lori Sigrist
Twin Reporter - Terri Sigrist
Self - Fat Louie
Teacher - Andy Arness
Philippe Renaldi - Rene Auberjonois
Student - Seth Belliston
Michael's Band Flypaper - Ned Brower
Trolley Spectator - Cabran E. Chamberlain
Angry Mom - Carol DePasquale
Student - Elizabeth Dixon
Model - Jodi Essex
Voiceover - Don Feldstein
Police Escort - Joe Finnegan
Dancer - Jay Flats
Lifeguard - Lance R. Jones
Band Member - Taylor Locke
Private School Student - Carly Lyn
Beach Student in Blue Dress - Lauren Maltby
Paparazzi - Troy Martin
Student - Meghan McGovern
Paolo - Larry Miller
Student - Alex Moore
Ballroom Dancer - Nita Rainwater
Student's Father - Craig Richards
Boarding School Student - Justin Root
Self - Mountain Biker - Danny Ryder
Trolley Spectator - Brian Sampson
Student - Nicki Sixteen
Reporter - P.J. Stover
Baseball Player - Kevin Tash
Clark - Terry Wayne