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The Private Eyes

Scotland Yard sends a goofy pair to check on foul play at a mansion outside 1920s London.

Director

Lang Elliott

Year

Genre

comedy, mystery

Box Office

$18,014,000

Production

N/A

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Dr. Tart

Inspector Winship

Mistress Phyllis Morley

Justin

Nanny

Grace Zabriskie

Mr. Uwatsum

Tibet

Jock

Hilda

Lord Morley

Lady Morley

Mary Nell Santacroce

Gas Station Attendant

Robert V. Barron

Roy

Patrick Cranshaw

Doll Voice

Wookalar

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Dr. Tart Inspector Winship Doll Voice Justin Mr. Uwatsum Jock Nanny Gas Station Attendant

Randolph... I wish you wouldn't
rush me this way. - The Private Eyes

Randolph... I wish you wouldn't rush me this way.

Upsy-Daisy! - The Private Eyes

Here we are, my dear!
Frightfully sorry for the delay. - The Private Eyes

Here we are, my dear! Frightfully sorry for the delay.

Perhaps you're right. - The Private Eyes

Perhaps you're right.

This isn't one of your better inventions - The Private Eyes

This isn't one of your better inventions

You know, you're gonna be
the death of me yet. - The Private Eyes

You know, you're gonna be the death of me yet.

The morley manor? - The Private Eyes

The morley manor?

- There you go. Keep the change.
- 'Ere you go, governor. - The Private Eyes

- There you go. Keep the change. - 'Ere you go, governo...

Thank you, sir. - The Private Eyes

Thank you, sir.

Thank you, governor. - The Private Eyes

Thank you, governor.

Do you know you you got stuff all over your face - The Private Eyes

Do you know you you got stuff all over your face

And there they go, Roy... - The Private Eyes

And there they go, Roy...

Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy,
oh, boy, oh, boy... - The Private Eyes

Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy...

Better get a pigeon in case we have to contact the Yard - The Private Eyes

Better get a pigeon in case we have to contact the Yard

Better get a pigeon in case
we have to contact the yard. - The Private Eyes

Better get a pigeon in case we have to contact the yard.

Mistress Phyllis! - The Private Eyes

Mistress Phyllis!

These two gentlemen are here to see you - The Private Eyes

These two gentlemen are here to see you

Oh... gentlemen forgot
their letter... - The Private Eyes

Oh... gentlemen forgot their letter...

Got that message? - The Private Eyes

Got that message?

- How many rooms are in this place?
- 252. - The Private Eyes

- How many rooms are in this place? - 252.

You know I've got an idea - The Private Eyes

You know I've got an idea

- What did you do?!
- I didn't do it! - The Private Eyes

- What did you do?! - I didn't do it!

Let's get in step, all right?
Left foot first. - The Private Eyes

Let's get in step, all right? Left foot first.

Would you get in front! - The Private Eyes

Would you get in front!

Hang on We must be near a bowling alley - The Private Eyes

Hang on We must be near a bowling alley

And that killer is
right here in this room! - The Private Eyes

And that killer is right here in this room!

Is Jock I'm the groom - The Private Eyes

Is Jock I'm the groom

I am Justin the butler - The Private Eyes

I am Justin the butler

- Er... do you mind if I have a...
- Well, if you wish. - The Private Eyes

- Er... do you mind if I have a... - Well, if you wish.

What is this stuff? - The Private Eyes

What is this stuff?

Ask him where he gets his hair done Yeah I will - The Private Eyes

Ask him where he gets his hair done Yeah I will

What did you call me Oh I'm sorry - The Private Eyes

What did you call me Oh I'm sorry

How about a nice bowl of fish eyes - The Private Eyes

How about a nice bowl of fish eyes

Want some? - The Private Eyes

Well, one thing is clear. - The Private Eyes

Well, one thing is clear.

Mister uwatsum made you some tea. - The Private Eyes

Mister uwatsum made you some tea.

You know what I think - The Private Eyes

You know what I think

You know what I think? - The Private Eyes

You know what I think?

Well let's go ask that Yokohama
yo-yo about his secret recipes. - The Private Eyes

Well let's go ask that Yokohama yo-yo about his secret ...

In this house it's hard to survive Some will be dead who are now alive - The Private Eyes

In this house it's hard to survive Some will be dead...

Worst thing I ever saw.
Like a Japanese... - The Private Eyes

Worst thing I ever saw. Like a Japanese...

Trouble... - The Private Eyes

What happened? - The Private Eyes

What are you trying to do,
kill us or something?! - The Private Eyes

What are you trying to do, kill us or something?!

He's right.
Standing in horse neers. - The Private Eyes

He's right. Standing in horse neers.

To dig your own grave is quite a sight - The Private Eyes

To dig your own grave is quite a sight

- Jock!
- Hey! - The Private Eyes

If Jock could talk he'd give you a clue - The Private Eyes

If Jock could talk he'd give you a clue

"If jock could talk,
he'd give you a clue." - The Private Eyes

"If jock could talk, he'd give you a clue."

Another glass of pus No I don't want another glass of pus - The Private Eyes

Another glass of pus No I don't want another glass of...

He claimed he had the power to return from the dead - The Private Eyes

He claimed he had the power to return from the dead

Was that the...? - The Private Eyes

Was that the...?

What she always used to say - The Private Eyes

What she always used to say

Hey. - The Private Eyes

- Hey, my coat's back.
- Good. You solved that case. - The Private Eyes

- Hey, my coat's back. - Good. You solved that case.

I said when I died that I'd come back - The Private Eyes

I said when I died that I'd come back

Get that candle. - The Private Eyes

Get that candle.

Here... - The Private Eyes

Hey, what's that? - The Private Eyes

Hey, what's that?

I'll get it. - The Private Eyes

Lord morley. - The Private Eyes

Ah! Ah! - The Private Eyes

- There.
- Open up. - The Private Eyes

- There. - Open up.

Aaaaargh! - The Private Eyes

Hilda is dead and there is something to note - The Private Eyes

Hilda is dead and there is something to note

Why would anybody
want to kill hilda anyway? - The Private Eyes

Why would anybody want to kill hilda anyway?

- I want to go lie down.
- I'll join you. - The Private Eyes

- I want to go lie down. - I'll join you.

- Give me some air.
- Well, I don't want to lose you. - The Private Eyes

- Give me some air. - Well, I don't want to lose you.

Hey... - The Private Eyes

- Don't lose me.
- I should be that lucky. - The Private Eyes

- Don't lose me. - I should be that lucky.

Wait for... ah! - The Private Eyes

Wait for... ah!

Listen up dummies The help is all gone - The Private Eyes

Listen up dummies The help is all gone

- Watch it!
- Thanks! - The Private Eyes

- Watch it! - Thanks!

Now you will see I can do something right - The Private Eyes

Now you will see I can do something right

- See what you did to me?
- Ah... - The Private Eyes

- See what you did to me? - Ah...

Go ahead. - The Private Eyes

Don't let that door... - The Private Eyes

Don't let that door...

I don't think we're alone. - The Private Eyes

I don't think we're alone.

What's the matter?! - The Private Eyes

What's the matter?!

Tan? - The Private Eyes

- I made a shortcut.
- All right... let's go through there. - The Private Eyes

- I made a shortcut. - All right... let's go through th...

Ah! Ah! - The Private Eyes

Tart!!! - The Private Eyes

- How'd you do that?
- Never mind, I saw the killer! - The Private Eyes

- How'd you do that? - Never mind, I saw the killer!

- Ah... ah...
- Oh, boy... - The Private Eyes

- Ah... ah... - Oh, boy...

- Scent of lemon...
- Ahhh! - The Private Eyes

- Scent of lemon... - Ahhh!

Lord morley! - The Private Eyes

A great pity... - The Private Eyes

A great pity...

Slow down, will you?!
My nerves are shot! - The Private Eyes

Slow down, will you?! My nerves are shot!

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Scotland Yard sends a goofy pair to check on foul play at a mansion outside 1920s London.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Lang Elliott

Writer: Tim Conway, John Myhers

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy, mystery

Year: 1980

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.5

BoxOffice: $18,014,000

Released: 21 Nov 1980

Awards: N/A

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