We take our million bucks and fly to *Rio!*
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Max Bialystock:
Don't you see, darling Bloom, glorious Bloom? It's so simple. STEP ONE: We find the worst play ever written, a surefire flop. STEP TWO: I raise a million bucks. Lots of little old ladies out there. STEP THREE: You go back to work on the books, two of them - one for the government, one for us. You can do it, Bloom; you're a wizard! STEP FOUR: We open on Broadway. And before you can say STEP FIVE, we *close* on Broadway! STEP SIX: We take our million bucks and fly to *Rio!*
Don't you see, darling Bloom, glorious Bloom? It's so simple. STEP ONE: We find the worst play ever written, a surefire flop. STEP TWO: I raise a million bucks. Lots of little old ladies out there. STEP THREE: You go back to work on the books, two of them - one for the government, one for us. You can do it, Bloom; you're a wizard! STEP FOUR: We open on Broadway. And before you can say STEP FIVE, we *close* on Broadway! STEP SIX: We take our million bucks and fly to *Rio!*
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Don't you see Bloom Darling Bloom Glorious Bloom
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It's so simple
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Step one we find the worst play in the world A sure fire flop
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Step two I raise 1 million There's a lot of old ladies in the world
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Step three you go back to work on the books
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phony list of backers one for the government one for us
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You can do it Bloom You're a wizard
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Step four we open on Broadway
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And before you can say step five we close on Broadway
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Step six we take our 1 million we fly to Rio de Janeiro
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Movie Summary
A stage-play producer devises a plan to make money by producing a sure-fire flop.
Actors
Max Bialystock
Leo Bloom
