I'm not a "madam"! I'm a "concierge"!
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Concierge:
Who d'ya want? Leo Bloom:
I beg your pardon? Concierge:
Who d'ya want? Nobody gets in the building unless I know who they want. I'm the "concierge". My husband used to be the "concierge", but he's dead. Now I'm the "concierge". Max Bialystock:
We are seeking Franz Liebkind. Concierge:
Oh... the Kraut! He's on the top floor, apartment 23. Max Bialystock:
Thank you... Concierge:
...But you won't find him there... he's up on the roof with his boids. He keeps boids. Dirty... disgusting... filthy... lice-ridden boids. You used to be able to sit out on the stoop like a person. Not anymore! No, sir! Boids!... You get my drift? Leo Bloom:
We... uh... get your "drift". Thank you, madam. Concierge:
I'm not a "madam"! I'm a "concierge"!
Who d'ya want? Leo Bloom:
I beg your pardon? Concierge:
Who d'ya want? Nobody gets in the building unless I know who they want. I'm the "concierge". My husband used to be the "concierge", but he's dead. Now I'm the "concierge". Max Bialystock:
We are seeking Franz Liebkind. Concierge:
Oh... the Kraut! He's on the top floor, apartment 23. Max Bialystock:
Thank you... Concierge:
...But you won't find him there... he's up on the roof with his boids. He keeps boids. Dirty... disgusting... filthy... lice-ridden boids. You used to be able to sit out on the stoop like a person. Not anymore! No, sir! Boids!... You get my drift? Leo Bloom:
We... uh... get your "drift". Thank you, madam. Concierge:
I'm not a "madam"! I'm a "concierge"!
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Who do you want I beg your pardon
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Who do you want
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No one gets in the building unless I know who they want
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I'm the concierge
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My husband used to be the concierge but he's dead
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Now I'm the concierge
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We are seeking Franz Liebkind
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Oh the kraut
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He's on the top floor apartment 23
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Thank you Thank you
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But you won't find him there
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He's up on the roof with his birds
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He keeps birds
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Dirty disgusting filthy lice ridden birds
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You used to be able to sit out on the stoop like a person
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Not anymore No sir
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Birds You get my drift
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We get it We get your drift Thank you madam
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I'm not a madam I'm a concierge
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Movie Summary
A stage-play producer devises a plan to make money by producing a sure-fire flop.
