"The Producers" quotes
After putting together another Broadway flop, down-on-his-luck producer Max Bialystock teams up with timid accountant Leo Bloom in a get-rich-quick scheme to put on the world's worst show.
Director: Susan Stroman
Writer: Mel Brooks, Thomas Meehan
Production: N/A
Year: 2005
MetaScore: 52/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $19,398,532
Released: 25 Dec 2005
Awards: 1 win & 17 nominations
134 video clips
00:23 Where did we go right
03:19 How did it begin
00:25 Have you ever eaten with one
00:38 You're HIS wife
01:35 I wanna be a producer
01:05 I don't think I have the strength
00:35 Hold me touch me
00:55 I am going to the choreographers' ball this evening
00:30 I'll tell you when we're getting in too deep
00:15 THAT'S OUR HITLER
00:44 Did you bring the checkie
00:09 Let's assume for a moment
00:19 What is your first name
00:06 How can I shoot you if you keep moving
00:20 Not many people know this
01:00 Many different herrings
00:06 Back in the closet
00:26 Whom may I say is calling
00:12 You were right about one thing
00:33 How can I help you
00:07 I'm not going to the toilet
00:11 The Fuhrer wasn't a mousy little mama's boy
00:11 I'm afraid you've mistaken me for someone with a...
00:19 I'm not that fat
00:16 We might have several positions for you
00:43 I'm drowning here
00:13 Is that anything like death
00:08 Do I smell the revolting stench of self esteem
00:05 He's having a stroke
00:07 I'm having a rhetorical conversation
00:09 I was never a member of the Nazi Party
00:46 Not many people know zis
00:53 I was just a paper hanger
00:20 I'm hysterical and I'm wet
00:23 Here's one
00:54 Bloom is staring at my gown
00:18 Thank you for smiling
00:09 May I take your hat
00:20 You'll find your happiness in Rio
00:18 Violinists love to play an E string
00:15 And now I'll be on me way
00:05 As quick as possible
00:08 We're not alone
00:15 You mean that smell is you
00:18 Ohh how I hate you
00:12 If your intention
00:19 We never should've started this
00:07 Now that's what I call celebrating
00:09 This crazy Kraut is crackers
00:11 Feeling up the old lady
00:36 She's fantastic
00:25 My name's not 'Alvin'
00:08 Hold me touch me
00:13 Never put your own money in the show
00:14 There's more to you than there is to you
00:31 You sniveling cowards
01:19 Und repeat after me
00:24 Don't forget to buy Mein Kampf in paper back
00:08 What happened I broke my other leg
00:15 In the same day I'm taking the Siegfried Oath
00:18 I want you to know
00:05 I must tell my birds
00:08 Don't be stupid
00:18 This is how you sing Haben Sie geh rt das Deutsche band
00:13 This is no good
00:11 You made a fool of Hitler
00:13 Of course that whole second act has to be rewritten
00:17 A Happy Ending will pep up your play
00:09 You are Max Bialystock
00:09 It's the mother lode
00:11 Why Bloom go so far camera right
00:28 Break a leg Break a leg
00:08 Always moving your lips along with the actors
00:17 Why you miserable
00:29 Your tie is all askew
00:06 You're an accountant
00:12 Forgive the pun
00:08 Remember ven Ulla Dance
00:21 I know you hung up your coat while you were still in it
00:06 He's wearing a dress
00:08 I'm a little busy
00:06 We're in too deep
00:05 Let's get out of here before they kill us
00:10 We find the defendant incredibly guilty
00:09 From the police
00:19 Mr Bialystock
00:07 I would like to sing The little wooden boy
00:45 I made it out just like you told me to
00:12 When you got it
Cast
Max Bialystock - Nathan Lane
Leo Bloom - Matthew Broderick
Ulla - Uma Thurman
Franz Liebkind - Will Ferrell
Roger DeBris - Gary Beach