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Max Bialystock:
How did it begin? He walked into my office with his cockamamy scheme! You can make more money with a flop than with a hit! We can do it. We can do it. I can't do it. We can do it. I can't do it. Good-bye Max! Oh Lord I want that money! I'm back Max! Come on Leo we can do it! Step 1: Find the Play! See it, Smell it, Touch it, Kiss it! Hello Mr. Liebkind! Guten Tag, hop hop Guten Tag, clop clop! Adolf Elizabeth Hitler? Guten Tag, hop hop Guten Tag, clop clop! Step 2: Hire the Director Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it Two-three, kick, turn, turn, turn, kick, turn! Ulla! Oooh wah weee wah wah wow wowie! Step 3: Raise the Money! Along Came Bialy! Step 4: Hire all the actors! A wandering minstrel I, A thing of shreds and... Next! The little wooden boy. Next! That's our Hitler! Break a leg! I broke my leg! Springtime for Hitler and Germany- A surprise smash! Springtime for Hitler and Germany- It'll run for years! Where did we go right? Where did we go right? Gimme those books Fat, fat, fatty! Gimme those books! Fat, fat, fatty! Books, fat! Books, fat! Books, fat! Books, fat! Lousy fruit- Kill the actors You ever eat with one? Then you ran to Rio And you're safely out of reach, I'm behind these bars you're banging Ulla on the beach! Just like Julius Caesar was betrayed by Brutus, Who'd think an accountant would turn out to be my Judas! I'm so dismayed, is this how I'm repaid? To be... Betrayed! BETRAYED!
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How did it begin?
He walked into my office
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With his cockamamie scheme
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"You can make more money
With a flop than with a hit"
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We can do it, we can do it
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"I can't do it"
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We can do it!
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"I can't do it"
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"Goodbye, Max."
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Lord, I want that money!
"I'm back, Max"
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Come on, Leo, we can do it
Step one, find the play
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See it, smell it, touch it, kiss it
Hello, Mister Liebkind
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Guten Tag hop hop
Guten Tag clop clop
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Adolf Elizabeth Hitler?
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Guten Tag hop hop
Guten Tag clop clop
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Step two, hire the director.
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Keep it gay
keep it gay, keep it
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Two, three, kick, turn
Turn, turn, kick, turn
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Ulla!
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Wow wow wowee.
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Step three, raise the money.
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Along came Bialy
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Step four,
hire all the actors!
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A wandering minstrel, I
A thing of shreds and
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Next!
The Little Wooden Boy
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Next! That's our Hitler
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Break a leg! "I broke my leg."
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Springtime for Hitler and Germany
A surprise smash
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Springtime for Hitler and Germany
It'll run for years
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Where did we go right?
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Give me those books
Fat, fat, fatty
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Books, fat, books, fat
Books, fat, books, fat
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Lousy fruit,
kill the actors
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You ever eat with one?
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Then you ran to Rio
and you're safely out of reach
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I'm behind these bars
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You're banging Ulla
on the beach!
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Just like Julius Caesar
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Was betrayed by Brutus
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Who'd think an accountant
would turn out to be my Judas
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I'm so dismayed
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Is this how I'm repaid?
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To be
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Betrayed
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Betrayed
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Gentlemen of the jury,
have you reached your verdict?
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Yes, Your Honor, we have.
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We find the defendant
incredibly guilty.
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No.
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Hold me, touch me.
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I'm a little busy.
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Does the defendant have anything
to say on his own behalf?
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Yes, Your Honor, I do.
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I admit for the last
20 years
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I've been a lying,
double-crossing, two-faced
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backstabbing,
despicable crook.
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But I had no choice.
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I was a Broadway producer.
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A man without a conscience,
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and with no one
who gave a damn about him.
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And that Your Honor,
is what hurts the most.
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I thought I'd at last found
a loyal partner.
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A man I cared about, and,
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who I thought cared about me.
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And what breaks my heart,
is that now when I need him most,
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he's deserted me.
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And I will probably never see
or hear from him ever again.
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That's not true!
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Order! Order in the court!
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And stop that samba!
Clip duration: 199 seconds
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Timestamp in movie: 01h 52m 40s
Uploaded: 14 September, 2021
Genres: comedy, crime, musical
Summary: After putting together another Broadway flop, down-on-his-luck producer Max Bialystock teams up with timid accountant Leo Bloom in a get-rich-quick scheme to put on the world's worst show.
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