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[from deleted scene] Max Bialystock:
Did you bring the checkie? Hold Me-Touch Me:
Yes, but first, Lets play one, dirty little game. Max Bialystock:
Here in broad daylight. All right what do you want to play? Hold Me-Touch Me:
Lets play the hairless chihuahua and the well hung Great Dane!
Did you bring the checkie? Hold Me-Touch Me:
Yes, but first, Lets play one, dirty little game. Max Bialystock:
Here in broad daylight. All right what do you want to play? Hold Me-Touch Me:
Lets play the hairless chihuahua and the well hung Great Dane!
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Did you bring
the checkie?
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Bialy can't produce plays
without checkies.
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Here you go.
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But first,
can we please play a game?
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One dirty little game.
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All right,
my little sex kitty.
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What shall we play?
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- The Debutante and the Bricklayer?
- Oh, no.
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No.
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How about the Rabbi
and the Contortionist?
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You like that one, Mama,
keeps you limber.
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I know. Let's play
the Virgin Milkmaid
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and the Well-Hung
Stable Boy.
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Movie Summary
After putting together another Broadway flop, down-on-his-luck producer Max Bialystock teams up with timid accountant Leo Bloom in a get-rich-quick scheme to put on the world's worst show.

