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Max Bialystock:
Hold me touch me, where is hold me touch me... [searches for picture] Max Bialystock:
Hold me touch me, Hold me touch me... Kiss me feel me, Yank me spank me, Suck me fu... ah! Hold me touch me!
Hold me touch me, where is hold me touch me... [searches for picture] Max Bialystock:
Hold me touch me, Hold me touch me... Kiss me feel me, Yank me spank me, Suck me fu... ah! Hold me touch me!
Full Transcript
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Let it out slowly.
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- Who are you?
- I am Leopold Bloom.
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I'm an accountant.
I'm from Whitehall & Marks
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and I have come here
to do your books.
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Oh, you have, huh?
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Well, listen... Who is it?
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Hold me, touch me.
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Hold Me-Touch Me.
One of my backers.
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Listen, I have to meet
with an important investor.
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Do me a big favor.
Go to the bathroom.
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- But I don't have to go.
- Try. Try.
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Think of Niagara Falls.
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Movie Summary
After putting together another Broadway flop, down-on-his-luck producer Max Bialystock teams up with timid accountant Leo Bloom in a get-rich-quick scheme to put on the world's worst show.

