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Max Bialystock:
Hey... kid! Hey! Yoo-hoo? Look at this... [steps over Leo] Max Bialystock:
How can I help you? Leo Bloom:
[Screams]
AAAHH! Max Bialystock:
What's wrong? Leo Bloom:
You're gonna jump on me! Max Bialystock:
What? Leo Bloom:
You're gonne jump on me! Max Bialystock:
No! Leo Bloom:
I know you're gonna jump on me... Max Bialystock:
No! Calm down... Leo Bloom:
...And squash me like a bug! Max Bialystock:
Oh God. Leo Bloom:
Please don't jump on me! Max Bialystock:
I'm not gonna jump on you! I'm not gonna jump on you! Leo Bloom:
[Screams again]
AAAAAHHH!
Hey... kid! Hey! Yoo-hoo? Look at this... [steps over Leo] Max Bialystock:
How can I help you? Leo Bloom:
[Screams]
AAAHH! Max Bialystock:
What's wrong? Leo Bloom:
You're gonna jump on me! Max Bialystock:
What? Leo Bloom:
You're gonne jump on me! Max Bialystock:
No! Leo Bloom:
I know you're gonna jump on me... Max Bialystock:
No! Calm down... Leo Bloom:
...And squash me like a bug! Max Bialystock:
Oh God. Leo Bloom:
Please don't jump on me! Max Bialystock:
I'm not gonna jump on you! I'm not gonna jump on you! Leo Bloom:
[Screams again]
AAAAAHHH!
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Hey kid Hey
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Look at this
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How can I help you
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What's wrong You're gonna jump on me
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What You're gonna jump on me
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I know you're gonna jump on me and squash me like a bug
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Oh God Please don't jump on me
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I'm not gonna jump on you I'm not gonna jump on you
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Movie Summary
After putting together another Broadway flop, down-on-his-luck producer Max Bialystock teams up with timid accountant Leo Bloom in a get-rich-quick scheme to put on the world's worst show.

