Why of course my little dairy queen. First, I shall take your milk. Then, I shall take...
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Hold Me-Touch Me:
I know, let's play the virgin milkmaid and the well-hung stable boy. Max Bialystock:
Oh, I don't think I have the strength. Hold Me-Touch Me:
Don't worry, I'll be gentle. [Hold me-Touch me grabs an umbrella and mimcks carrying milk] Hold Me-Touch Me:
Oh dear, this milk is so heavy. I'll never reach the house. You there, well-hung stable boy, won't you please help me? Max Bialystock:
Why of course my little dairy queen. First, I shall take your milk. Then, I shall take your VIRGINITY!
I know, let's play the virgin milkmaid and the well-hung stable boy. Max Bialystock:
Oh, I don't think I have the strength. Hold Me-Touch Me:
Don't worry, I'll be gentle. [Hold me-Touch me grabs an umbrella and mimcks carrying milk] Hold Me-Touch Me:
Oh dear, this milk is so heavy. I'll never reach the house. You there, well-hung stable boy, won't you please help me? Max Bialystock:
Why of course my little dairy queen. First, I shall take your milk. Then, I shall take your VIRGINITY!
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and the Well-Hung
Stable Boy.
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I don't think
I have the strength.
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- Oh, don't worry. I'll be gentle.
- All right.
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Oh, dear!
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This milk is so heavy.
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I'll never reach the house.
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You there,
well-hung stable boy.
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Won't you please help me?
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Of course,
my little dairy queen.
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First, I'll take your milk.
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Then I shall take
your virginity!
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No. No. Never. No.
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Yes. Yes.
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Give it to me, well-hung,
give it to me.
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Darling, wait! I haven't
even had coffee yet.
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Take it easy. Take it easy.
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Oh, my God!
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- Send me to the moon, you animal.
- Yes.
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Movie Summary
After putting together another Broadway flop, down-on-his-luck producer Max Bialystock teams up with timid accountant Leo Bloom in a get-rich-quick scheme to put on the world's worst show.
Actors
Hold Me-touch Me
Max Bialystock
