Broadway, here he comes!
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Leo Bloom:
[sung]
I wanna be a producer... 'Cause it's everything I'm not Accountants:
[sung]
Unhappy... unhappy... So unhappy Leo and Accountants:
[sung]
Very very very very very very very... Accountants:
[sung]
Sad. Leo Bloom:
[sung]
I wanna be a producer... [spoken] Leo Bloom:
Hold everything! What I am I doing here? Mr. Bialystock was right! There is a lot more to me than there is to me! Stop the world, I wanna get on! Mr. Marks:
Bloom, where do you think you're going? You've already had your toilet break. Leo Bloom:
I'm not going in the toilet... I'm going in SHOW BUSINESS! Mr. Marks, I've got news for you. I quit! And you're right about one thing... You are a CPA - a Certified Public ASSHOLE! Here's my visor... my Dixon Ticonderoga number two pencil... and my big finish! Leo Bloom:
[sung]
I'm gonna be a producer Sound the horn and beat the drum I'm gonna be a producer Look out Broadway, here I come! Chorus Girls and Accountants:
[sung]
Broadway, here he comes!
[sung]
I wanna be a producer... 'Cause it's everything I'm not Accountants:
[sung]
Unhappy... unhappy... So unhappy Leo and Accountants:
[sung]
Very very very very very very very... Accountants:
[sung]
Sad. Leo Bloom:
[sung]
I wanna be a producer... [spoken] Leo Bloom:
Hold everything! What I am I doing here? Mr. Bialystock was right! There is a lot more to me than there is to me! Stop the world, I wanna get on! Mr. Marks:
Bloom, where do you think you're going? You've already had your toilet break. Leo Bloom:
I'm not going in the toilet... I'm going in SHOW BUSINESS! Mr. Marks, I've got news for you. I quit! And you're right about one thing... You are a CPA - a Certified Public ASSHOLE! Here's my visor... my Dixon Ticonderoga number two pencil... and my big finish! Leo Bloom:
[sung]
I'm gonna be a producer Sound the horn and beat the drum I'm gonna be a producer Look out Broadway, here I come! Chorus Girls and Accountants:
[sung]
Broadway, here he comes!
Full Transcript
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I wanna be a producer
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With a hit show
on Broadway
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I wanna be a producer
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Lunch at Sardi's every day
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I wanna be a producer
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Sport a top hat and a cane
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I wanna be a producer
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And drive those
chorus girls insane
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I wanna be a producer
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And sleep
until half past two
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I wanna be a producer
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And see you, you, you
Not you
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I wanna be a producer
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Wear a tux
on opening night
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I wanna be a producer
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And see my name
"Leo Bloom" in lights
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Movie Summary
After putting together another Broadway flop, down-on-his-luck producer Max Bialystock teams up with timid accountant Leo Bloom in a get-rich-quick scheme to put on the world's worst show.
Actors
Leo Bloom
Mr. Marks
