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The Producers

I'm in pain! I'm in pain, and I'm wet, and I'm still hysterical!

Leo Bloom:

I'm wet! I'm hysterical and I'm wet! Max Bialystock:
[slaps him] Leo Bloom:
I'm in pain! I'm in pain, and I'm wet, and I'm still hysterical!

Full Transcript

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I'm wet I'm hysterical and I'm wet
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I'm in pain
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I'm in pain I'm wet
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and I'm still hysterical
Duration
20 seconds
Views
0
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:06
Uploaded
Nov 22, 2022
Genres
comedy, crime, musical
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

After putting together another Broadway flop, down-on-his-luck producer Max Bialystock teams up with timid accountant Leo Bloom in a get-rich-quick scheme to put on the world's worst show.

Actors

Matthew Broderick
Leo Bloom
Matthew Broderick
Nathan Lane
Max Bialystock
Nathan Lane
Well thank you for smiling That helped a great deal - The Producers 00:11
Well thank you for smiling That helped a great deal
You're an accountant - The Producers 00:06
You're an accountant
Let's assume for a moment - The Producers 00:09
Let's assume for a moment
I made it out just like you told me to - The Producers 00:45
I made it out just like you told me to
Finally a chance to be a broadway producer - The Producers 00:36
Finally a chance to be a broadway producer
Why you miserable - The Producers 00:17
Why you miserable
You're like a fountain - The Producers 00:14
You're like a fountain
There's more to you than there is to you - The Producers 00:14
There's more to you than there is to you
I'm afraid you've mistaken me for someone with a spine - The Producers 00:11
I'm afraid you've mistaken me for someone with a...
I want that money - The Producers 00:09
I want that money
You never saw a person humiliated before - The Producers 00:12
You never saw a person humiliated before
I wanna be a producer - The Producers 01:35
I wanna be a producer
Do I smell the revolting stench of self esteem - The Producers 00:08
Do I smell the revolting stench of self esteem
I'm not going to the toilet - The Producers 00:07
I'm not going to the toilet
I'll send you to the moon Thursday - The Producers 00:12
I'll send you to the moon Thursday
You were right about one thing - The Producers 00:12
You were right about one thing
I want everything I've ever seen in the movies - The Producers 00:11
I want everything I've ever seen in the movies
We're Bialystock and Bloom - The Producers 00:20
We're Bialystock and Bloom
Here's one - The Producers 00:23
Here's one
It's the mother lode - The Producers 00:09
It's the mother lode