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The Producers

Never put your own money in the show!

Max Bialystock:

The two cardinal rules of producing. One: Never put your own money in the show. Leo Bloom:
And two? Max Bialystock:
[yelling]
Never put your own money in the show!

Full Transcript

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the two cardinal rules of being a Broadway producer
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are one never put your own money in the show
Duration
13 seconds
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0
Timestamp in Movie
01:06:01
Uploaded
Nov 22, 2022
Genres
comedy, crime, musical
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

After putting together another Broadway flop, down-on-his-luck producer Max Bialystock teams up with timid accountant Leo Bloom in a get-rich-quick scheme to put on the world's worst show.

Actors

Nathan Lane
Max Bialystock
Nathan Lane
Matthew Broderick
Leo Bloom
Matthew Broderick
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And right now I'd like to see very little of you
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Why Bloom go so far camera right
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Call in a singing Hitler
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I would like to sing The little wooden boy
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What are you going to sing for us
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The Fuhrer wasn't a mousy little mama's boy
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This is how you sing Haben Sie geh rt das Deutsche band
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Your tie is all askew
Break a leg Break a leg - The Producers 00:28
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Always moving your lips along with the actors - The Producers 00:08
Always moving your lips along with the actors
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And that is why they call me Rolf
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Don't be stupid
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Let's get out of here before they kill us
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I was just a paper hanger
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We picked the wrong play the wrong director the wrong cast
Ohh how I hate you - The Producers 00:18
Ohh how I hate you
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I'm not that fat
Now that's what I call celebrating - The Producers 00:07
Now that's what I call celebrating
You made a fool of Hitler - The Producers 00:11
You made a fool of Hitler