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The Professor

If you look down and you happento find yourself in sweatpants or rather pantswith the...

If you look down and you happen
to find yourself in sweatpants or rather pants
with the drawstring or something, - just please leave.
- [female student] What?

Full Transcript

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If you look down and you happen to find yourself in sweatpants
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or rather pants with the drawstring or something,
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- just please leave. - [female student] What?
Duration
12 seconds
Views
96
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:40
Uploaded
Jun 29, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama

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Movie Summary

A college professor lives his life with reckless abandon after being diagnosed with a terminal illness.
Most important of all, if you've never read a book - The Professor 00:08
Most important of all, if you've never read a book
If any of you find yourself falling into any of these categories, - The Professor 00:13
If any of you find yourself falling into any of these catego...
The government workers - The Professor 00:05
The government workers
The, uh, sweatpants comment's not a joke. - The Professor 00:04
The, uh, sweatpants comment's not a joke.
I'm sick. I have a cold. - The Professor 00:04
I'm sick. I have a cold.
Right. Now, for those of you who are interested - The Professor 00:09
Right. Now, for those of you who are interested
You're in charge of reading one book and one book only to this quarter. - The Professor 00:05
You're in charge of reading one book and one book only ...
After doing so, you will then stand up here - The Professor 00:05
After doing so, you will then stand up here
And then you will stand up here and you'll persuade your peers - The Professor 00:09
And then you will stand up here and you'll persuade you...
For that, you'll receive a - The Professor 00:12
For that, you'll receive a
Ah-ha. Yes. One more thing. - The Professor 00:05
Ah-ha. Yes. One more thing.
The plight of unkempt women is truly the last thing - The Professor 00:07
The plight of unkempt women is truly the last thing
- [Richard] I just did. - [scoffs] - The Professor 00:07
- [Richard] I just did. - [scoffs]
Oh, yeah, by the way, if any of you sell marijuana - The Professor 00:08
Oh, yeah, by the way, if any of you sell marijuana
I need to go on sabbatical next quarter. - The Professor 00:04
I need to go on sabbatical next quarter.
I would... No, I can't give you a sabbatical, it takes a year. - The Professor 00:04
I would... No, I can't give you a sabbatical, it takes ...
I would like to write the next great American novel. - The Professor 00:05
I would like to write the next great American novel.
- Oh, yeah? - Or novella, - The Professor 00:05
- Oh, yeah? - Or novella,
It's gonna be about an orphan - The Professor 00:05
It's gonna be about an orphan
Right now, the tentative title is Bunny Fun Found - The Professor 00:08
Right now, the tentative title is Bunny Fun Found