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The Professor

So for those of you who are not even remotely interestedin being here, please leave

So for those of you who are not even remotely interested
in being here, please leave

Full Transcript

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So for those of you
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who are not even remotely interested in being here,
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please leave.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
82
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:57
Uploaded
Jun 29, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama

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Movie Summary

A college professor lives his life with reckless abandon after being diagnosed with a terminal illness.
Just simply walk out the door - The Professor 00:12
Just simply walk out the door
So for those of you - The Professor 00:07
So for those of you
Pack up your shit and vamoose now. Hmm? - The Professor 00:04
Pack up your shit and vamoose now. Hmm?
[soft cheerful music] - The Professor 00:07
[soft cheerful music]
If any of you have any intentions of studying business, - The Professor 00:07
If any of you have any intentions of studying business,
If you look down and you happen to find yourself in sweatpants - The Professor 00:12
If you look down and you happen to find yourself in sweatpan...
Most important of all, if you've never read a book - The Professor 00:08
Most important of all, if you've never read a book
If any of you find yourself falling into any of these categories, - The Professor 00:13
If any of you find yourself falling into any of these catego...
The government workers - The Professor 00:05
The government workers
The, uh, sweatpants comment's not a joke. - The Professor 00:04
The, uh, sweatpants comment's not a joke.
I'm sick. I have a cold. - The Professor 00:04
I'm sick. I have a cold.
Right. Now, for those of you who are interested - The Professor 00:09
Right. Now, for those of you who are interested
You're in charge of reading one book and one book only to this quarter. - The Professor 00:05
You're in charge of reading one book and one book only ...
After doing so, you will then stand up here - The Professor 00:05
After doing so, you will then stand up here
And then you will stand up here and you'll persuade your peers - The Professor 00:09
And then you will stand up here and you'll persuade you...
For that, you'll receive a - The Professor 00:12
For that, you'll receive a
Ah-ha. Yes. One more thing. - The Professor 00:05
Ah-ha. Yes. One more thing.
The plight of unkempt women is truly the last thing - The Professor 00:07
The plight of unkempt women is truly the last thing
- [Richard] I just did. - [scoffs] - The Professor 00:07
- [Richard] I just did. - [scoffs]
Oh, yeah, by the way, if any of you sell marijuana - The Professor 00:08
Oh, yeah, by the way, if any of you sell marijuana