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The pain you've been experiencing in your upper back
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The Professor

The pain you've been experiencingin your upper back is actually the result of malignant...

The pain you've been experiencing
in your upper back is actually the result of malignant tumors
within your lungs, which it sadly appears
you've had for some time

Full Transcript

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The pain you've been experiencing in your upper back
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is actually the result of malignant tumors within your lungs,
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which it sadly appears you've had for some time.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
57
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:15
Uploaded
Jun 29, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama

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Movie Summary

A college professor lives his life with reckless abandon after being diagnosed with a terminal illness.
As we're catching this late in the game, - The Professor 00:09
As we're catching this late in the game,
[emotive music playing] - The Professor 00:07
[emotive music playing]
You should notify Veronica and your daughter as soon as possible - The Professor 00:08
You should notify Veronica and your daughter as soon as poss...
[indistinct chatter] - The Professor 00:04
[indistinct chatter]
So let's make this a fantastic quarter - The Professor 00:12
So let's make this a fantastic quarter
What? Urn... Okay. - The Professor 00:04
What? Urn... Okay.
- Fucking God! - [duck quacking] - The Professor 00:04
- Fucking God! - [duck quacking]
[swan calling] - The Professor 00:08
[swan calling]
- Shall the atheists say grace then? - Shut up, Richard. - The Professor 00:04
- Shall the atheists say grace then? - Shut up, Richard.
[laughs] - The Professor 00:07
[laughs]
[Veronica stammers] - The Professor 00:05
[Veronica stammers]
- I'm not placating my daughter. - How dare you deny me like this. - The Professor 00:05
- I'm not placating my daughter. - How dare you deny me...
I'm just denying your call for attention - The Professor 00:05
I'm just denying your call for attention
I also have something I'd like to say. - The Professor 00:04
I also have something I'd like to say.
[laughing] - The Professor 00:11
[laughing]
At least have a little bit of taste in your infidelity. - The Professor 00:04
At least have a little bit of taste in your infidelity.
It's up to you, - The Professor 00:06
It's up to you,
Then had some fucking nutless sack. - The Professor 00:04
Then had some fucking nutless sack.
Henry was blessed with a spare testicle? - The Professor 00:06
Henry was blessed with a spare testicle?
Are you sure it's not a cyst - The Professor 00:04
Are you sure it's not a cyst