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[Richard struggles to assemble a ship in a bottle while his motivational tape plays in the background] Motivational Speaker:
Have you ever seen an eagle blow his top? Do your best to keep your cool. Richard:
Stay loose... [the ship tips over when Richard places his tweezers near it] Richard:
Fuck! Motivational Speaker:
Every life has its frustrations, but be careful not to let them get the best of you in front of your family. Instead of curses, find a more family-friendly way to express life's frustrations. [Richard drops his tweezers inside the bottle, causing him to get up in anger] Richard:
Fuck you! Ship fuck! Asshole ship! Seven seas fucker! Jolly fucker! Lori Wehlner:
For Christ's sake... Richard:
No one can do that! It's impossible! Not even a guy with tiny hands! Not even a guy with a child's hands! Fuck that!
Have you ever seen an eagle blow his top? Do your best to keep your cool. Richard:
Stay loose... [the ship tips over when Richard places his tweezers near it] Richard:
Fuck! Motivational Speaker:
Every life has its frustrations, but be careful not to let them get the best of you in front of your family. Instead of curses, find a more family-friendly way to express life's frustrations. [Richard drops his tweezers inside the bottle, causing him to get up in anger] Richard:
Fuck you! Ship fuck! Asshole ship! Seven seas fucker! Jolly fucker! Lori Wehlner:
For Christ's sake... Richard:
No one can do that! It's impossible! Not even a guy with tiny hands! Not even a guy with a child's hands! Fuck that!
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Have you ever seen an eagle blow his top
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Do your best to keep your cool
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Stay loose
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Fuck
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Every life has its frustrations
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but be careful not to let them get the best of you in front of your family
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Instead of curses find a more family friendly way
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to express life's frustrations
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Fuck you Ship fuck Asshole ship
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Seven seas fucker Jolly fucker
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For Chrissake No one can do that It's impossible
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Not even a guy with tiny hands
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Not even a guy with a child's hands
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Fuck that
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Movie Summary
Two assistant managers of a corporate grocery store vie for a coveted promotion.
